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Important news this morning that affects Giannis Antetokounmpo trade rumors:
- Bucks are not ‘thrilled’ about having to extend Tyler Herro, via @EthanJSkolnick
- Bucks and Heat are reportedly trying to find a way to make this a 3-4 team deal to sweeten the offer.
- Bucks “don’t love the Heat’s offer,” per @WindhorstESPN
- Giannis wants to play for the Miami Heat.
This is the issue with ring culture, they all got into great situations but Jimmy had to carry a team with undrafted players to the finals, twice. So now Jimmy is the one who never won… according to idiots.
Knicks pathway to a Mickey Mouse ring:
-Dodged Boston due to choke job (lucky)
-Avoided The Haliban (their father)
-Beat the mid Hawks + no Landale
-Played against a banged up Embiid
-Cavs choke + HarFatass is washed
-Wemby choke
-Wemby choke AGAIN + terrorist Fox
-Baby Spurs
-Weak EC and brutal WC (tired Spurs)
-Didn’t even play the top 2 seeds in their own conference 😹😹
This ring does NOT count 💯
The Bucks played “Devin Booker”
The Celtics played “Fat Luka”
The Knicks played the dumbest NBA finals team ever
Jimmy and Bam had to play the two most dominant players of this era in LeBron and Jokic in their finals appearance
I really am speechless right now.
Jimmy and bam played demonic nuggets at the peak and prime lebron and ad
Knicks playing the quite literally the dumbest basketball team of all time
Life ain’t fair 💔