Martin Waterhouse

Business Owner "The Krewe.” 🏴‍☠️☠️ Bucs Nation

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

All these influencers causing orthorexia - an extreme obsession with “clean” eating that fuels anxiety and wrecks health & life with rigid rules.

Stop pushing pure food dogma and bullshit studies for clicks, you morons.

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

Nice guys always win.

People who go behind your back, threaten you, or try to fuck you over always get their comeuppance.

I’ve seen it happen — they got a lucky escape that time.

Their luck will run out.

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

Some businessmen act like they’re the only ones with stress, anxiety, and no proper holiday.

Newsflash, dickhead we’re all like that.

You’re just a selfish prick who thinks the world revolves around you.

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

I can’t say this enough:

Trust carefully. Not everyone has your best interests at heart.

There will always be snakes.

Stay focused, protect your peace, and get your own shit done.

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

Business partnerships are built on trust.

If your partners are debating whether they should tell you something, they’ve already answered the question.

Transparency costs nothing. Broken trust costs everything.

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

@Alexarmstrong Fuck sake

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

“Why do you keep meeting that guy?”

Because he’s worth millions.

I’ll keep picking his brain for as long as he’ll let me. Knowledge is the most valuable investment you can make.

People asking “why” stay where they are. The people asking “what can I learn?” keep moving forward

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

There’s so much bullshit on social media.

If someone’s bragging about their “life changing” breakthrough… but then immediately tries to sell you the same results for money… you’re being fucking lied to.

Real change doesn’t come with a payment link in bio…. Stay sharp. 🚫

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

Why do desperate people keep shelling out for self-help courses to “better” their lives?

Everyone’s posting the exact same generic motivational garbage every day.

How about just being yourself?

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

One thing I’ve learned in life: always have zero expectations of others.

People don’t give a fuck about you. You can do good things for them and it often won’t be reciprocated.

Never stop doing good, just stop expecting anything in return.

That’s freedom.

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

UK heatwave logic:

If you’re walking the streets topless, you’re both

A) A massive chav
B) A fucking tool

Keep your shirt on, lads.

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

To quote @joerogan

“Mixed Martial Arts is high-level problem solving with dire physical consequences.”

Couldn’t agree more… and that’s exactly why I love it 🙏🏻

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

@Keir_Starmer 😂😂😂

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

The same people who mock you and laugh at your ideas are the exact ones watching you level up… while they stay stuck on benefits, barely scraping by.

Keep building. The silence from them later will be loud. 🚀

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

I realized school was a total scam the day I noticed my business teacher didn’t own a business… and my PE teacher was fat.

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

I’ve realized:
The more money you make, the fewer blue haired people you meet.

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

Just spoke to a client who switched from an unqualified PT to a properly qualified one.

The difference is night and day.
Details matter.

Train with someone who actually knows what they’re doing. 🔥

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

If you’re the kind of guy offering peptides and steroids to youngsters, you’re a fucking moron.

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

If Jesus rose from the dead on Easter Sunday and you can’t even be bothered to rise out of bed to train… that’s an insult to Jesus. 😁 ✝️ 💪 #easter #eastersunday #jesus

[Martin Waterhouse @RevivalMartinPT]

Is it hypocritical to have zero patience for people who have no patience?