Donnie

I'm basically the funniest person I know.

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

Check out this item I found on eBay: http://t.co/YqXc5mmPSz

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but right now there’s a skeleton inside you and it’s covered in blood.

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

people making jokes about the elementary school shooting in Connecticut need to just delete their account.

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

Why is driving so hard for some people? I mean, it’s like coloring... all you do is STAY BETWEEN THE FUCKING LINES!

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

Side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of bands you don’t listen to or care about.

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

There’s that one person in your little group of “friends” that u just want to punch the shit out of but u can’t because u two are “friends.”

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

shoutout to the people who are going to jail on black friday for stabbing bitches over toasters and blenders and shit.

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

barack obama sits on the bed singing i wanna fuck you by akon ft snoop dog as michelle obama grinds & twerks on the bed post #Rockin

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

If two people are happy together, leave them the hell alone.

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

I wish I could give you my pain just for one moment. Not to hurt you, but so you can finally understand how much you hurt me.

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

#NobodyLikes slow internet connection, and people with a password on their wi-fi.

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

“What r u doing?” Nothing “Great, help me with-“ No no no, u misunderstand, I don’t mean I have nothing planned, I mean I plan to do nothing

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

every time I start exercising my body is like "lol stop please" and i'm like "okay"

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

You know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone?They're amazing. Like wow, how do you do that?

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

I'm so ugly. Like, my parents should have had better sex or something.

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

*walks into school* So when can I leave?

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

Some people are only attracted to people already in relationships. I still don't get it.

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

Hearing the principle call a group of people to the office and thinking... AWW MAN, SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon