Revved Up

Armchair-based TV motorsport critic, who's not as funny as he should be

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Shock as car set up for qualifying not fast in race

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Piss poor TV coverage of #italiangp so far

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Have they forgotten to pipe in the crowd noise when overtakes happen? #spa #belgiangp

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The dampest of squibs #britishgp

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@JarvoB You called?

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And it’s lights out and we’re off to sleep #AbuDhabiGP

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My next favourite thing is #F1 fans complaining about anything being too expensive. Welcome to capitalism. If you don’t buy it, the price will drop. Don’t like it? Vote commie…

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I love watching old white blokes on Twitter getting upset by modern-day car design that they would never buy and is not marketed at them

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Ah, the day when we’re supposed not to forget someone who’s more venerated than ever

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@abbasATMxLFC @wtf1official @HamiltonNBA I’ll tell you what he doesn’t own: his own house

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Since 1982 the British public have rejected socialism and embraced unfettered capitalism. It’s a bit late to start moaning about it now because your race ticket is a bit pricey. It’s what you’ve been voting for for decades

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If Verstappen and Red Bull are going to insist on winning all these races can we get them some more interesting anthems please #DutchGP

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I miss the old days when repeated piss poor performance at Ferrari got you fired #HungarianGP

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Drone camera added nothing. That is all #SpanishGP

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Catching up on yesterday’s F2 race. Absolutely craptacular TV direction at the start, showing an empty track as the cars hustle for position off screen

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Hamilton getting his arse handed to him again. It’s really looking like Leclerc/Vettel from 2020

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Thankfully Juniper doesn’t just nick the best ideas from its rivals

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With fake crowd noises, annoying cuts to annoying crowd bros, not to mention genuine boredom, the time is right for my return! Sticking it to shit TV coverage everywhere (that I can be bothered to watch)

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I thought the F1xed istandwith lot had given up with F1. But no, now it’s humanerrorchamp. Please just fuck off and watch another sport

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Shit happens #istandwithmovingonwithlife