Rex Allen Umney

As good as some, better than most.

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It's one of them cool-wet-overcast days here in Michigan... like early October in late August.

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Did you know Laura Palmer hung out with a "mystery man" who drove a red Corvette, partied in the woods with her, and could "light her fire"?

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Did you know Laura Palmer was doing cocaine?

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Did you know Laura Palmer was doing her Dad?

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I just bought w̴̛̛̝̝̰̙̤̹̣̮̲̳͉̥̺̲̪̣̬̜͙̘̙̠͙͕̭̤͙̰͗͂͗̒̊̇̎̿̈́̌̇̒̂̂̈́̈̎̈͗̒͂͗̑̏̄̀̃̅̉͒̾̅̂̚̚̕͜͝͠͝ͅţ̶̼͍̩̜̞͖̺̘̝͔̘̪̯̦͇̳̥͉̬̲̯͖̰̗̮͇̏̎͂̅̐́͛̄̈́̈́͐͗̊͊̋̇̆͌͗͗͋̈̓̆͋̚̚̚͜f̶͙͔͇̚͝f̶̨̛̦͙̙̳̬̻͔̠͙̖̠͇͍̱͓̞̯͐̂͛̐́̚f̷̛͖͉̩͍̘̖̱̙̲̜̠͔̽̅͒̀̍̎̽͌́̅̇̓͋̎̽͆̈́͐̉̚͝͠͝͝

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@TomCruise Are you playing Robert Duvall's part now? 😏

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@kenny5alive OP is a guy that has never opened up an engine in his entire life... also, calling an engine a "motor" in 2026 should be criminal.

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@elonmusk Um... VW owns Porsche and Audi.

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But look at all that make-up! 😅

[G. e. o. the one man show! @georeadynow]

@GuntherEagleman @grok

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@Eden_Eats <~~ Blocked on Instagram for borrowing photos and photoshopping sh!t like this 😏

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What’s shake’n? Just this original Trans Am shaker hood!

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@DollyParton 🕊️

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

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There should be a photo of @DollyParton in the dictionary for the phrase "Southern Hospitality".

I can't believe this video is less than four months old, it really hits hard today. RIP, Dolly Parton! 😢

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Thank you for standing by me and showing me so much love and support over the past year. I’ve still got some healing to do, but I am on my way! See you soon. 💖 🦋

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@Eden_Eats This unbridled hatred from the left towards Trump is just sinister... it's not healthy! Live a little! Love a lot! None of us are getting out of here alive!

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Sounds about right... 😏

[Joshua @CreeCoder]

How to tell if you’re posting original content on X:

Nobody sees it 💀

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Pulling up to my Financial Planning seminar like

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I just bought w̴̛̛̝̝̰̙̤̹̣̮̲̳͉̥̺̲̪̣̬̜͙̘̙̠͙͕̭̤͙̰͗͂͗̒̊̇̎̿̈́̌̇̒̂̂̈́̈̎̈͗̒͂͗̑̏̄̀̃̅̉͒̾̅̂̚̚̕͜͝͠͝ͅţ̶̼͍̩̜̞͖̺̘̝͔̘̪̯̦͇̳̥͉̬̲̯͖̰̗̮͇̏̎͂̅̐́͛̄̈́̈́͐͗̊͊̋̇̆͌͗͗͋̈̓̆͋̚̚̚͜f̶͙͔͇̚͝f̶̨̛̦͙̙̳̬̻͔̠͙̖̠͇͍̱͓̞̯͐̂͛̐́̚f̷̛͖͉̩͍̘̖̱̙̲̜̠͔̽̅͒̀̍̎̽͌́̅̇̓͋̎̽͆̈́͐̉̚͝͠͝͝

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Looking like Delta now that Spirit went under. Now it's gonna cost me twice as much!💸 😅

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

After college, I discovered I had a health problem that harmed my fertility. 3 yrs later, I met a guy I fell madly in love with. I told him it would be hard for me to have kids, but he said it didn’t matter. 4 weeks later he dumped me for Delta flight attendant. This isn’t us.

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@midwestern_ope 19 ain't bad though! 😅

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@TotallyAllen That is what it is like cheating with me 😏

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