01:30am on the flight to Mallorca this morning. Two of Glasgows favourite sons and one of her daughters met the business end of the Spanish Guardas truncheons and handcuffs 🤣 🇪🇸
this girl fainted infront of me today at Euston and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron but deep down ik the real reason was cos of how good my trim is. my barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.
I'm sorry for whatever happened to you that led you down this dark road. You will always be a woman regardless of how many body parts you mutilate. You'll never be a man.
Hey man instead of hating on migrants why don’t we just like.. tax the rich (people who earn over 50k) and just like give everyone healthcare?
I’m just such a good person you wouldn’t get it.