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@everton fan #UTFT 💙 Proud El Capitano of @BigAlHilal

[Will @RexTheToffee]

@ElBobble Fuck sake, law firm is literally the sponsor of the stadium!

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@Everton @TheAthleticFC Prove em wrong 💙

[Will @RexTheToffee]

“Mauled by the tigers” is class. But I’ve started thinking what would the other teams be….

“Gooned by the Gooners”
“Popped by the Cherries”
“Stung by the Bees”
“Pecked by the Seagulls”
“Sucked by the Toffees”
“3 points off the Spurs”

Just some that I’ve heard… #Prem

[Will @RexTheToffee]

Just realised I put ASM instead of AMN

[Will @RexTheToffee]

We won but I’d still go:

Pickford- 6

Mykolenko- 6
Branthwaite- 7
Tarkowski- 7
ASM- 6

Grealish-6.5
Garner-4
Armstrong-6
KDH-4
Johnson-5

Barry- 7

George- 5
Dibling- 7
O’Brien- N/A
Hackney- N/A

Moyes- 3 - poor game management in a game that we should have felt comfy with.

[Will @RexTheToffee]

@DJ32Murphy Yeah maybe just comparing him to the wolves game tbh

[Will @RexTheToffee]

@EvertonBlueArmy Good results, very good results.
Meh performances. Very meh performances.

Very happy with the start but definitely need to go up a gear, gotten lucky at times this season and need to keep pushing.

UTFT

[Will @RexTheToffee]

@NFFC_owen Absolute joke really, at this point just be happy he’s got less chance of an injury. Don’t know how he hasn’t been picked

[Will @RexTheToffee]

Anyone looking for a ticket for Everton Ipswich this weekend? Got a spare one. Please dm me #everton #efc #evertontickets

[Ipswich Town @IpswichTown]

We again urge everyone in the local area to share this post.

[Some News @SomeNewsUK]

@SuffolkPolice This is what The Emergency Alert system should be used for ! #Missing #Brantham

[Will @RexTheToffee]

@DavidRi24396416 @SuffolkPolice Fuckin hell give it a rest for once, a little boy is missing, have a day off. Twat.

[Aaaron @Aaronrutter9]

Toffees family, could you do your bit share this on your timelines? @JackGrealish @Everton @ALANMYERSMEDIA @ToffeeTVEFC @EvertonNewsFeed #everton #utft

[Will @RexTheToffee]

@BudJimB @EvertonNewsFeed What have they betrayed ye twat

[Will @RexTheToffee]

We made jokes about Hackney at Rw 🤦‍♂️

[Will @RexTheToffee]

May as well say we have 17 outfield players cos Diblings never getting a look in with this dinosaur

[Will @RexTheToffee]

Spurs haven’t scored or won in the league yet, we look well and truly ready to gift them both these things atm

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

Mikel Arteta is literally on the pitch, AND blocking the view of the 3rd official…

But Arsenal don’t get special treatment 👍🥴

[Will @RexTheToffee]

@Scaife51 #16

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Anyone else gets booked for this btw

[No Context Prem @NoContextEPL]

Arteta was absolutely baffled by that from Tzolis 😂

[Big Fella Yerry @MainManMina]

Never leave a game early you gang of mushrooms