Egg Roll Jesus

I like heavy metal, hookers, wrestling, and gummy bears. I make a bad ass grilled cheese.

[Egg Roll Jesus @RexXxValentine]

@THEVinceRusso @JeffLane22 I think the Russo/Lane beef is a work...or Russo is just an ass. Either way, I'm entertained.

[Egg Roll Jesus @RexXxValentine]

Donald Trump grabbed my pussy #mycatisavictim #trump

[D-von Dudley HOF @TestifyDVon]

Day 3 as a producer, and all is still going good . Thank you the #WWEUniverse for all of your well wishes.... #smackdowncleveland

[Brian Heffron aka The Blue Meanie @BlueMeanieBWO]

METALLICA - Master Of Puppets LIVE Webster Hall, NYC September 27, 2016 ... https://t.co/ZeXEKzPN3k via @YouTube

[Egg Roll Jesus @RexXxValentine]

@jaymohr37 you should have Les Claypool take over your podcast for a day and call it "Les is Mohr" #genius

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@theCHIVE this restores my faith in humanity, but I was excited about watching Douchebag: The Donald Trump Story

[Tommy Dreamer @THETOMMYDREAMER]

Headed to Wilmington NC
I feel bad for my opponents.
Seriously I do

[Egg Roll Jesus @RexXxValentine]

@THEVinceRusso The Business of the Business is great bro, very entertaining and insightful. Keep on trucking

[Egg Roll Jesus @RexXxValentine]

#allburritosmatter

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When will the swelling in my pants go down? #asklauren

[Egg Roll Jesus @RexXxValentine]

Fuck

[Egg Roll Jesus @RexXxValentine]

@WWERomanReigns has Rocky Maivia heat...dude would be money if turned heel. Did @wwe forget about #TheShield

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@WWEAaLLday21 needs to have an entrance battle with @WWERoadDogg

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@RawDawgzWWE Apple sales would go through the roof

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The Miz will never be over...never #lostcause #RawHartford

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Pretty messed up, @TheDamienSandow finally gets on tv and doesn't get to wrestle #RawHartford #wwe #raw #wasteoftalent

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@THEVinceRusso Dolph Ziggler needs a job in retail, he over sells everything.

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Space has just opened up for advertising on my taint if anyone is interested. #primerealestate #taint

[Egg Roll Jesus @RexXxValentine]

You ever dream that you are a gardener watering a bunch of plants, and then you wake up and you are actually peeing on a homeless man?

[Egg Roll Jesus @RexXxValentine]

Everybody keeps talking about the Draft...it's making me thirsty. "With the first pick in the 2016 Draft...Phil selects Budweiser"