Rex the T. rex

I bet you don’t have your own emoji! 🦖 Laramidian-American stuck in an era with trikes but no Trikes. I follow back like any good predator would.

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

A single chomp to the head, followed by an upward toss of my jaw and a couple smaller bites to its torso

The whole process takes maybe 5-10 seconds. I’d time it but I can’t reach my stopwatch. https://t.co/O2URMMilFT

[DeadlyNightshadeⓋ @231Tally]

How can u eat these precious creatures?????

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

@dinosaurs1969 Nah, we’re only moderately smarter.

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

@ScreenshotTriv I wish I could dance that well!

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

@nocontextmemes That author is correct.

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

Human

[Tokyo @otokyo]

His name is the last thing you ate

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

Stegosaurus

[annie @ohhanxiety]

Who has an answer to this question????

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

@dinoincrisis Disgusting!

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

Mammals

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@oelma__ Bravoceratops

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@LibertyJen Birds and bunnies are delicious!

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

@fairiehaze Triceratops

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

Dinner

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

If you had him, what would you call him?

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

@chefsevenn 🐄 🐖 🐓 🐕 🐈 🐇🐒🪿🦅🐦‍⬛🦆🦇🐴🐗🐺🐥🦕🦂🐢🐍🦎🦞🦀🐆🐅🐊🦓🦭🐘🦣🦧🦍🦛🦏🐪🐫🐃🦬🦘🦒🐂🫏🐎🦙🐑🐏🐐🦌🐩🦮🐈‍⬛🦃🦝🦫🦡🦥🐁🐀🐿️

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

@titanosaur145 👀

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@Babygravy9 Silly mammals

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@Awesomevideos07 Nice!

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

@Latterdaytruth We’re actually not that terrible once you get to know us.

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

@krezae Dog

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Dog

[S♡ @iamdieforyouuu]

You have to name him the last thing you ate

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

Dog

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

You have to name him the last thing you ate

[Rex the T. rex @Rex_the_T_rex]

I visited the Walmart deli this past weekend because prey had been scarce during the cold winter.

No one even noticed because all the humans there were larger than me.