Rex

Bassist for @uptheteles

[Rex @Rexteles]

DJed Spence you fucking king #engnor

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

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@HLTCO @demetrimitche11 100% this

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I may be biased but this is the kind of game that’s made for Adam Wharton. The fact that he’s not sat on that bench waiting to come on is fucking criminal

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@prodnose Rent free. Fat Prick

[UEFA Conference League @Conf_League]

Crystal Palace are the 2026 Conference League champions! 🏆

#UECLfinal x @CharlesDrawin

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@LouBig71808 @HarjapBhangal You literally would though you fucking bellend

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@TzolakiSZN They mean white because they’re think as pig shit. Ignore them

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@dickiedosh @bennagle17 Depends what you’re after. Anderson can run more but he’s not even close to Wharton on footballing ability. Clearly Tuchel values runners over passers. Fair enough

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These England squad leaks genuinely make me question the sanity of Thomas Tuchel. What a fucking dreadful appointment he’s been #englandsquad

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Brett Goldstein naming his character in his new film ‘Daniel Blanchflower’ is excellent work. More writers should name their characters after really old players from their football clubs. #officeromance

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@ajascpfc To be fair JP had the advantage of having Sarr and Wharton with him compared to Johnson and Hughes. There was absolutely not creativity from midfield when Larsen was on which made it harder. It’s just good to have the depth up there

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@GeorgeHilder5 Agree with all these other than Johnson deserves at least a 7. Looked lively when he came on and his assist was a great bit of play

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People can talk about Guessand and Canvot (and rightly so) but Tyrick Mitchell was more or less flawless tonight #cpfc

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

John's not mad. A seminal documentary on extreme Tourettes that thankfully shaped the conversation in this nation in the 80's

To our pig ignorant American cousins and those ignoring a severe disability and its consequences, take 28 minutes to watch it.

Then accept your fucking ignorant musings are so wrong it's frightening.

https://t.co/WkBtMcNMVv

[Rex @Rexteles]

Again. #cpfc

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Let’s be fair, the only appropriate response to this from Parish is for him to sack him and then resign. Glasner’s being out of order in how he’s gone about today but let’s be honest he’s right. He’s fucked up a fantastic opportunity and should be held accountable #cpfc

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Might be the first time I’ve seen Munoz be genuinely shit. If Wharton’s this £80-100m player he has to be showing a pair of bollocks in a game like that. I’ll give Daichi the benefit of the doubt that he’s just been injured but he was crap too. Just a gutless performance #cpfc

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You’ve got to hand it to Rupert Lowe but he’s going all in on trying to out c*nt the c*nt party and he’s doing a hell of a job so far

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@WhyteleafeEagle He’s absolutely right, the defending was abysmal. But surely he’s the one who has to fix it

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@ScottyStacks I’ve been a Pino apologist all season but he was wank when he came on tonight