Tyrone “Rex” Jones

Only those who risk going to far can possibly find out how far they can go. -Alexander Supertramp

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If your team Jacob you better just unfollow me.

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I want everyone to remember on the same day Barbie and Oppenheimer come out, so does They Cloned Tyrone

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Just remembered Plankton has a wife.

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We all beat our meat but how many of us can defeat it?

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@NoContextHumans

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Can’t tell you a single thing I did more than 3 hours ago.

Can remember all the things I didn’t do today.

✨ADHD✨

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Peter Parker dripped out fr

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Ok but who can tell me why the ps2 booted up with that scary ass sound, other than to wake our parents up in the middle of the night.

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How fucking many of you knew about ice cream in oatmeal and didn’t tell me?

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My Frenchie will beat up your Frenchie

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Everyone hates sitting on a cold toilet seat until you sit down on an already warm toilet seat.

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@hro literally nothing is happening when I try to complete my KYC. Can you guys fix this??

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A comedy thriller where Jesus is resurrected and pretends that he’s not a zombie.

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Made a joke about not getting into heaven because someone played Skyrim at your christening and now I’ve got hella angry Christian’s in my dms 💀

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Like can you imagine looking at a cats collar and seeing that?

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Recently I’ve been making my self laugh by imagining what it would be like to name a cat Scooby Doo

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“I want to put Miles Teller in the microwave, and then eat him” -my sister

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Grandma called my brothers shoes “some bad ass crocs”

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How is there no evidence of cucumber melon Gatorade ever existing?? Used to be my favorite and now all I can find is lime cucumber. Can’t even find a picture on google smh

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If your 5’8” you could say your 4’20”