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[CHAMP🎙 @ReyAbbey]

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I remember a day my pastor, who never really asks about my life, suddenly became very interested in what I do for a living.

It only happened because he needed someone to drive him to the airport.

[A͟B͟U͟J͟A͟ ͟P͟L͟U͟G͟ 🔌💯🇳🇬🇳🇬 @ABUJAPLUG]

LEFT: Brand new CARS for politicians

RIGHT: "Go and start Akara business or Kuli-kuli"

GOD PUNISH APC ❌❌❌

[CHAMP🎙 @ReyAbbey]

@sparksrichie4 @jon_d_doe That's the most annoying take in the whole conversation.

[CHAMP🎙 @ReyAbbey]

@jon_d_doe A man left over $10M to his son, and one host is calling him immature because he left a marriage after catching his wife cheating and distancing himself from his daughters, who chose to side against him.

That's the most annoying statement from this short clip.

[CHAMP🎙 @ReyAbbey]

Back then you could sit and watch any random match and enjoy it.

Now after 15 minutes you already know the game plan:
cross and inshallah 😭

[Reuben25gee ⚽💰🌐 @Reuben25gee]

Prime Brazil vs Japan highlights fifa World Cup 2006 #fifaworldcup #brazil #japan After watching this video I can see the hunger for game isn't there anymore 😢 football is now a robotic game 😳

[CHAMP🎙 @ReyAbbey]

@Crypto_Diet He's a stupid boy all the same.

He bought her to get her.

[Prophet Joel Ogebe @ProphetJoelO]

We are in a Kairos moment. The window will open sharply and briefly, great overflow will come suddenly but we must manage it well. Expect a sudden shift.

[President Eniola Daniel @UnlimitedEniola]

Habibat Salawudeen Ilhovi Jack has completed a Guinness World Record attempt for the longest marathon reading of the Holy Bible.
The 144-hour reading ended on June 29. According to organizers, the attempt followed GWR guidelines, with only short breaks for basic needs.
The 6-day reading was supported by family, church members, and well-wishers.
Habibat is a member of Summit Bible Church, Port Harcourt

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

We made so much fun of hantavirus that they deleted the whole storyline.

The disease just pack up and left due to bad ratings.

[Marvin the Paranoid Android @Boboye_Ak]

We’re about to see “Let’s appreciate them both” tweets for the next 5 days

[Unscripted @Unscripted011]

@KalshiEPL Ronaldo fans are gonna complain about it😭😭

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

I have my doubts about the 'Olodo Uprising' but watching fully grown adults claim that FIFA arranged Cape Verde for Argentina is doing serious damage to those doubts.

[CHAMP🎙 @ReyAbbey]

Ronaldo is the best evidence of "Pride goes before a fall".

Keep dropping stinker jare and let your delulu fans be defending rubbish.

[KOMBO™ @ultimate_kombo]

"South American only has Brazil and Argentina"

Dropped a stinker against Colombia 🤣🤣

[CHAMP🎙 @ReyAbbey]

I thought he was screaming he's back. Well he should go back to Piers to cry more.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🫂 Cristiano Ronaldo: “We keep going together”.

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨FACT: Cristiano Ronaldo has zero goals or assists in competitive matches against South American teams

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING: A Nigerian woman, Habibat Salawudeen Ihiovi-Jack, is attempting to set a new Guinness World Record for the longest Holy Bible reading marathon, aiming to read continuously for 144 hours in Port Harcourt, Rivers State.

[CHAMP🎙 @ReyAbbey]

@_ayomideadetoro Well done Ayomide...

[Ayomide Adetoro @_ayomideadetoro]

We had a street Evangelism in Ghana 🇬🇭
Jesus Glorified🔥♥️🙏🏽

#Jesusmustbeseen

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

At the 2022 World Cup, Argentina were set to face Brazil in the semi-final. They just needed to beat the Netherlands. FIFA informed the Netherlands that they'd be permitted some drama, but they had to lose by whatever means to Argentina. Argentina led 2-0, pretended to lose concentration and it went to 2-2. But Argentina had been arranged to win anyway.

FIFA quietly informed Brazil that they had to lose to Croatia. That is how Argentina ended up playing Croatia instead. In that game, FIFA instructed Croatia to fold completely. They duly collapsed 3-0.

For the final, FIFA informed France they had to lose by at least two goals. It was becoming too obvious though, so FIFA told the referee to manufacture two penalties for France to make it look competitive.

Kylian Mbappé's hat-trick was authorised. Kolo Muani's one-on-one miss in the final minute of extra time was not an accident. Why do you think France didn't ban him from playing football after that miss? He was wearing a secret earpiece. FIFA called him directly and told him not to score, because a 4-3 France win would have blown the whole operation.

During the penalty shootout, France were permitted to score exactly one of their first three. FIFA did not want Argentina needing a fifth penalty; too much drama, too much risk of someone going off-script.

Africa also had its share of the arrangement. FIFA contacted Portugal and informed them they had to lose to Morocco to guarantee African representation in the semi-finals. Why do you think Cristiano Ronaldo was weeping? He could not believe his own teammates had agreed to the terms.

The evidence is everywhere. You just have to be willing to see it.

[CHAMP🎙 @ReyAbbey]

@Mide__M Low IQ Ronaldo fans are honestly the funniest part of Twitter.

Mbappe scores 4 and gives 2 assists: “this is team play 👏”

Messi scores 5 and creates chances: “Selfish player”

Same people watched Ronaldo shoot from parking lots for 15 years and called it leadership 😂

[Joy @Jakujajesusjoy]

Once a man stops correcting you

#jakujajesusjoy

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

If Nigeria hasn’t offered you multiple reasons to doubt your own sanity, you are a lunatic..🇳🇬😓