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Art supporter!

[Rey @ReySigsig18]

@CollinRugg I see a sir also. There is nothing wrong if that is the first impression. I vote for logic and sanity.

[Rey @ReySigsig18]

Worst Halftime Show Period. Music was forgettable and whoever decided on the background sets should be fired. The entire concept was terrible. #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2026 #SuperBowlHalfTimeShow

[Chuck Callesto @ChuckCallesto]

This will be the best video you watch today hands down

[Rey @ReySigsig18]

@cherokeeowl Idiot… she’s ensuring your trash gets picked up properly because you don’t know how to keep them separated enough for the machine. She’s a good neighbor! And you are a fool.

[Rey @ReySigsig18]

@akafaceUS Wrong. Using your wedding to recoup your expenses shows your true colors. That’s like saying my car is nice so you should pay to sit in it. Means you don’t value anyone’s presence.

[Carl Higbie @CarlHigbie]

And just like that… officer is proven innocent.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Oklahoma teen confronted after avoiding all jail time despite being convicted of r*ping two high school students.

Jesse Butler was facing a 78-year sentence, but was granted youthful offender status.

The r*pist so badly assaulted one of the girls that she needed surgery on her neck. According to the girl, Butler repeatedly r*ped and strangled her.

The girl was about 30 seconds from losing her life, according to a doctor.

Butler was only placed on probation despite the horrific details, avoiding 78 years behind bars. His father is a former football director at Oklahoma State University.

Infuriating.

Video: @OKCFOX

[Rey @ReySigsig18]

@AVGirl4Life No. Anything high class won’t have tattoos.

[Rey @ReySigsig18]

@ive_arc She just realized she married a moron

[Rey @ReySigsig18]

@MissUniverse The second I see Nawat on screen, I’ll be watching something else!

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This racist Karen saw these little girls that weren’t white watering plants at an expensive property & didn’t think they belonged there so she starts threatening the police on them & being mean.They started crying & called their father who lives a block away & he dealt with her!

[Erin Elizabeth Health Nut News💪 @unhealthytruth]

💪💪🚨🚨🚨Breaking: I am canceling my membership permanently today at gold’s gym as the location where I used to go in Los Angeles banned a woman today for speaking out because a man was staring at her in the shower, which they allow‼️‼️‼️

And he did far worse than that.

[StormyT 🌿 @OutLikeA_Lamb]

@PlanetFitness Planet Fitness is not safe for women.

[JackRussell.Sol @JackRussell6x]

@TONYxTWO

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

“The same person who now insist on entering women’s locker rooms claiming they have every right to be there is the same person once convicted of serious domestic violence”

You cannot make this up!

That woman who lost her membership deserves a big apology!

[Rey @ReySigsig18]

@itsisabellefox That’s right! 😘

[Rey @ReySigsig18]

@ReeiogaJC0510 @itgirljadeiana Even if that’s true …video clearly shows how he treats women. If I’m wrong, then why is the video going viral? Why are Thai people embarassed? Why is he crying now?

[Rey @ReySigsig18]

@j4ckthekid @itgirljadeiana Nope. He did call her and her country organization dumb. Also called security on her and called security to keep the ladies in the room against their will. Also said he was rich and powerful and should be respected. Abuse against women. Egotistical. Self Entitlement.

[Rey @ReySigsig18]

How can a Miss Universe Official literally call security to imprison women in a room they are being berated at? Abusing women at a Worldwide event to celebrate them?