Aron Laur

Be the change you want to see in the world

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

HOLY THEY LAUNCHED @mdnayonbd @sunshaoping @cryptodilddocc1 @mehdi2347 @0xJordi @nabilaal44 @haounicorn7 @DomrK2 @david_rhahor @WARAPOR77654751 @twiziri @kaf_kef_008

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

Any average guy that thinks he could complete a single pass in an NFL game is a loser.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

Saw my dad on Saturday and his hoodie had this absolutely cursed image on it.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

My brother is anti Joel Embiid. We’ll be estranged very soon.

[Bill Landis @BillLandis25]

It is a bit remarkable that a man who is as big as a house manages to only get called for 2 fouls per 40 minutes while drawing 7.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

@s_dot_glines Friendship.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

First, and probably only, Sixers game of the season tonight. Paid for really good seats. I apologize to all fans in advance for the 5 point loss to a bad western conference team. It’s my fault for thinking I deserved to have a nice night.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

@NBCsTheSlap I’m here. I’m miserable. I spent $14 on one drink.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

Thybulle was so ass they had to show him being a good person in his tribute video.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

Rudy Gobert is completely delusional about his ability to play offense. It fuckin rules.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

I worked at Brent Celeks bar. It was called Prime Stache and this was the aesthetic until like 2015…dark times.

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

What happened to these guys? Where did they all go?

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

I have a friend that has tried several times to get me to take up snowboarding in my 30’s. He needs to stop being a pussy and just murder me since he clearly wants me dead.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

@jj_redick transition into messy NBA twitter shit talker is great to see. Should have retired a Sixer though. He would have an army of psychos behind him.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

@BillLandis25 You see it.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

@JustinJean87 @BillLandis25 Nope. Not at all.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

Just touched down in Ohio. Have to check in with @BillLandis25 The J Prince of Columbus.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

We gotta start building higher security prisons specifically for people that bother strangers for tik tok content. Lock em all up.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

@WaltTweetie Windows doing a lot of heavy lifting.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

This house is listed for 430k. It doesn’t have walls. What are we doing?

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

Never feel more insecure than when I’m using an umbrella. Like look at me I’m a lil dry boy. I’m afraid of the big bad water. I couldn’t possibly get wet. I might melt. Such a pussy.

[Aron Laur @ReynaldoC_Corn]

Just saw a cop and a nurse on a lil lunch date, no doubt plotting unspeakable evil.