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[R. @Rezi_sm]

The world is working tirelessly to save and protect our forests and wildlife and here is why we should keep at it.

1. Ecosystems are intertwined and when one species is eliminated from the food chain,all wildlife is affected and some become extinct.

[WWF-Kenya @WWF_Kenya]

The ocean economy is worth over US$2.5trillion per year!
But marine wildlife is under threat from habitat destruction, pollution and climate change.

We're calling for a global agreement to #StopPlasticPollution

[Phannie A. Kwegah 🇰🇪 @MissKwegah1]

For New drivers, young drivers - (especially first time drivers who bought cars this year) and are planning to drive to the village this Christmas...✍🏽

A car is very forgiving in city speeds and you will hardly notice any faults as the car will not be subjected to extreme physical conditions of highway speeds, for this reason I will put down what is not taught in driving schools.(nowadays)

1) Service your car - a must.
Replace worn tyres, replace cv joints, suspension bushes, tie rods, rack ends. Go for alignment and camber adjustment.
To avoid common highway breakdowns, check your battery, check your belts, check your lights, check your indicators.
Most of all: check your spare tyre!!!!

2) Do not overload your car
Every adult you carry must be seated and belted.
No standing kids - especially those that like to stand kids behind the dashboard - he/she will be severely injured even in a 30kph accident.

3) Do not speed / compete with other drivers.
Give way even when you have right of way.
The first rule of the road is also the one that will ensure you arrive alive.

4) Don't overtake in a herd - a common habit.
That because you can't see the front of a long line, you swing to the right when everyone else does so - you will find yourself under the axle of a 22 wheeler trying to get back in lane.
Don't overtake on blind corners, in heavy rain or whenever you don't have a clear view of at least 500mtrs ahead of the front vehicle.

5) If your vehicle breaks down. Don't have your family stand next to the vehicle while you repair with half your butt on the highway. If it is a catastrophic failure and you cant move, have them stand 20 metres away into the bush.
- Do not place your triangle 2 metres behind your car!!!!!!!!!!
Place it at a minimum of 70 metres from where your car has stalled.
- Do not place a tyre on the road.. a sleeping driver will hit it, his front wheels lose contact with the road and he runs into you..

6) Avoid using the aircon. (especially in the low end models) because most have no pollen filters or effective dust filters.. your village visit will become a miserable flu filled ordeal.

7) Stop and sleep if you feel sleepy at any point. Not pouring cold water over your face!

8) For those going to extreme ends of the country. Purchase simple puncture repair kits and mini compressors (a small investment of less than 5k) to avoid spending hours in dangerous and unfamiliar places.

9) Carry light foods in case major accidents cause blockage and you have to spend hours in the car while you wait for the blockage to be cleared. Especially so if you have kids.

10) Familiarize yourself with emergency medical/accident life saving procedures that you or another adult in your entourage can carry out while waiting for help.
Even kids should have on them emergency numbers.

11) If you find an accident on the road with no help in sight, stop to help.. don't just take pictures to post on your page. Those 5 minutes of your attention might be the difference between someone living or dying.

12) Avoid unnecessary aggression on the road, it will change your judgement and distract you from the matter at hand.

13) Drive slow. Its a holiday, not an emergency.
Give every action a second thought. Train yourself to be patient and calm in all situations.

14. However erotic the atmosphere might be, if your passenger also happens to be your victim of the opposite sex, avoid any conjugal overtures while behind the wheel even if she is squirting or he is ejaculating. Should you find yourself in a situation where you can not completely resist the temptation, please find a bushy place by the roadside, park your car, remove the keys from the ignition, engage the handbrake, slightly roll down the windows and then do your thing thoroughly before hitting the road once more!

Enjoy your holiday.
~Shared

[R. @Rezi_sm]

@leko_shoba @simphiweyinkoc_ It's not a scam, man was given dominion over earth, which is why God had to come in human form (Jesus) to save the world.
The earth and the heavens have rules that they abide to and unfortunately Christians haven't been taught this in depth.

[R. @Rezi_sm]

@ItheWaNjoroge @amenya_nelson Yuck

[R. @Rezi_sm]

@amenya_nelson 😂😂😂

[R. @Rezi_sm]

@gpdkaluma This is nonsense in its purest form.

[R. @Rezi_sm]

@Saddam_KE Such a silly analogy but I guess the economy is tough and you have to cash the cheque.

[R. @Rezi_sm]

@JAKANJIRA @AishakhamisAli 😂😂😂

[R. @Rezi_sm]

Mufasa's voice sounds like rich dark chocolate paired with well aged red wine.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

German and French protestors are just next level.

[R. @Rezi_sm]

This is nonsense!! You should be creating jobs in your country.

[Dr. Alfred N. Mutua @DrAlfredMutua]

𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐒: 𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐉𝐎𝐁𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐃𝐔𝐁𝐀𝐈

Officials from a United Arab Emirates company will be in Kenya next week to interview and hire motorcycle riders.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐉𝐎𝐁:

Motorcycle Riders - 600 positions

𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:

• A valid Kenyan passport or proof of an eCitizen application in progress.
• A current Certificate of Good Conduct or proof of an eCitizen application in progress.
• A valid rider’s license.
• Experience is not mandatory but is an added advantage. (Bodaboda riders are highly encouraged to apply.) Successful candidates will undergo four months of training in Dubai, during which the company will assist them in obtaining UAE riding licenses.

𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐀𝐆𝐄:

• Riders will earn 7.5 dirhams per delivery trip. The minimum daily average is 15 trips, translating to 112.5 dirhams per day. For 26 working days a month, this totals 2,925 dirhams (approximately 104,000 Kenyan shillings, tax-free). Riders with initiative can make upwards of 30 deliveries per day, increasing their earnings.
• Free accommodation will be provided.
• A work motorcycle will be provided and maintained by the company.
• Comprehensive medical care will be provided.
• A work visa will be issued.

𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓:

The company does NOT cover pre-arrival costs, which must be borne by the employee. After thorough analysis, here are the estimated charges:
1. Payment to HR provider in Dubai: 2,200 dirhams = Kshs. 81,400
2. Airfare: Kshs. 40,000
3. Medical fee: Kshs. 16,500 (non-refundable, to be paid upfront)
4. Processing fees (visa, paperwork, etc.): Kshs. 30,000

𝐓𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐋: Kshs. 167,900

Banks are aligned to offer loans to cover these costs, allowing employees to repay once they begin working in Dubai. The medical fee is paid first, and the remaining costs can be settled after passing the medicals. This ensures no unnecessary losses.

𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖 𝐒𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:

• 𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐈: December 9th, 10th, and 11th, 2024, at Kamukunji TVC, next to Kamukunji Primary, from 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM.

• 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐈: December 13th and 14th, 2024, at Kilifi North TVC, Watamu Town, next to Watamu Primary, from 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM.

Ministry of Labour officials will be present to ensure ethical recruitment practices.

𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐋:

Successful applicants must be ready to travel to Dubai before the end of the year.

I encourage all hustlers, especially bodaboda riders, to seize this opportunity and try their luck.

Mbele iko Sawa.

𝐃𝐫. 𝐀𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐍. 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚, 𝐄𝐆𝐇
𝐂𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲.

[R. @Rezi_sm]

I would quit school 😂😂😂

[MUNEE💃 @its_munee_]

Unasema umeona mengi. Ushai ona Chem ya Tanzania😂

[Khaligraph Jones @KHALIGRAPH]

The Mack is Back🔥🔥🔥🔥, New Music Out

[joycekuria? @JoyceKuria_42]

"Dancing to the beat of your own drum"
Watercolour and ink drawing.
A3 size

[trash jones @jzux]

having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you

[Holuwarotimi @r0timi_jnr]

The most underrated game.

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Now you understand why they just had to kill Jacob Juma

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Have you ever heard of a desert with more water than sand?

📍Lençóis Maranhenses National Park, Brazil 🇧🇷

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

You are a grown woman now. Open your mouth and tell your hairdresser that you don’t like what she’s doing on your head😂

[Marvin, WordSmith ✍🏽 @MarvinGakunyi]

Let us not forget that the government has not issued a gazette notice on the dismissal of cabinet secretaries.

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

The slow but sure realisation that luck, poor governance and policy means that your most productive years are being spent on bare economic survival or some political struggle and your true self actualisation may never happen compared to your peers across the world