Kaitlyn (they/them, she/her)

30 year old chaotic good bi disaster 🤘 I only use this Twitter to vent about things I can’t to anyone irl sorry 🤷‍♂️

[Kaitlyn (they/them, she/her) @RforShort]

#BlueyXboxSweepstakes

Please Omg

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The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox!

Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller.

Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: https://t.co/o7jQCwIfzY

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ay yo @hulu wtf bro

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Ouch

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But those who called uncle or aunt status but haven’t bothered to try and meet her at all/more than once (without valid reason)—fuck off. We don’t need fake around our daughter anyways.

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My biggest fear about becoming a parent not involving the actual parenting part was losing friends. Sure I still haven’t seen my people a lot but for the most part they’ve all stuck around. So shout out to them.

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@MythicalChef Butter with a little hot sauce 👌

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Not me born in 1992 just to enter the #ShowUsYour90s #PepsiSweepstakes for a soda I had like once 😭 pls it’s my favorite Pepsi

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Hey Twitter, long time no use. I had a baby.

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All Facebook is missing from me is pictures of my cats really

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Y’all. I’m getting tired of these vivid dreams. They’re. Too much.

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@James_s_welsh Sensory overload

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Shout out to ginger snaps for helping me survive the day. Downside is heartburn but I mean. Not as much nausea today 🤷‍♀️

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I’m a witch bc I watched a lot of Disney as a child

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@Nerdlife1215 I’m only just now starting laundry but I DID watch Disney all day.

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I put Binx’s favorite movie on (The Aristocats) and he’s just sleeping. So rude.

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Shoutout to the Jesus blog that just started following me on tumblr. You’re in the wrong fuckin place my dude.

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Pls recognize it’s only the hormones making me cry over Moana rn

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Disney movie kinda day

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Two days in a row off with my boy??? Snow did give us one good thing. Snow days for him. Bad news is how tf we gonna pay rent like this

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Dead ass. If he walked in and said “come with me” I’d get up no questions asked sorry Joey it’s Idris.

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Why is Idris Elba so hot