Real Ryan G

Born: May 1998-Died: hopefully today

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore. You want car batteries?
I got twenty

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

Lesbian sex is actually the most dangerous because what if both girls get pregnant

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

I could def land a plane or race formula one and land with no one harmed or come too 5 for sure

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

Kinda weird to rewatch if I’m being honest

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

Knowing what I know now/been through Wilfred is funnier than fuck

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

When does it get better?

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

…

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

I’m no financial expert but I can show you a fun way to turn 100 dollars into 45 👀

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

Normalize showing up drunk as hell to the function

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

I’ve been being force fed brook and jubilee and all I can say is fuck brook and jubilee

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

Chat should I go completely insane?

[Lord Boog II @momsboyfri3nd]

I don’t even give a fuck anymore #realshitterthursday

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

I’m hilarious 😞

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

Sitting on the roof drinking beer could fix me

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

Good morning!

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

If I had to leave the chocolate factory with an unwonked Willy I’m coming back and shooting all the Oompa Loompas

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

Charlie sheen was the first and greatest to ever just be a white boy goofin off

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

Think I’m just gonna get worse this whole trying thing sucks asa and even that would be better

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

I need to captain a ship during a serious storm at sea

[Real Ryan G @RgannuscioG]

Crazy how I don’t have anyone to share anything with