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beautifully insane

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Juiciness has entered the chat*

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Going to Ibiza in a few weeks, can’t wait to stop at

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Excited to open twitter , to then see 8 AI videos of Ariana and Nicki

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Just ordered beef bulgogi

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New gay coworker walked in with rhinestone bedazzled Starbucks cup, the crown staying right where it is

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Trump nuked Gag city and now it’s Trump Gaza

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Had my last therapy session today. Realizing that we hit all the goals we’ve worked towards for the past 2 years

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Jill, people are cheering

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

how the unemployment days flashbacks play in your head the moment you get a job

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Being gay is so silly, love listening to hustle that cat by RuPaul whilst throwing up 50lb dumbbells on Arnold press

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Imagine being a Nurse Joy, debriefing with other Nurse Joys at the battle cafe, talking shit about your boss Nurse Joy

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Taking my first ever work from home day this week

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ChoppedGPTea

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Being labeled spoiled, ungrateful and materialistic this Christmas

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Wait till people find out what happened to the mural

[Megami thee Stallion™️ @MegamiNYC]

People talk a lot of shit about Staten Island, but we have The Big Ang Pokéstop in Pokemon Go.

What do you have?

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The more I search, the more I fear I’m being pushed into living in bushwick

[Kid named Giggler: @melonsodsie]

being the useless new hire at your job

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Neither a lemon or a pie

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Sabrina Carpenter announces new fragrance, ‘Sweet Tooth Lemon Pie.’

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Are you ready for @jaephens today?

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Just got a big boy job! https://t.co/ma11wjrRyt

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Evaded having to use Teams for years until this very moment