Rho_mu

On est là. ®

[Roo ✨ @rooshibi]

Speak for yourself I want to be this woman’s chair

[Rho_mu @Rh0_Mu]

@ohemjei_ pour moi, ils sont tellement différents, qu'il faudrait mettre les deux dans la liste (0 et 7 ou 8)

[Robin ✨🎬 @Mr__Kritik]

Bonne journée de l'Éclipse à vous !

[Rho_mu @Rh0_Mu]

le genre de t shirt que sort romain molina pour parler du réseau pédocriminel au sein de la fédé haitienne

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[mr. joshua @pants]

@Chrundletweets

[ً @redalevislard]

Tu dis a un humain que tu cherche du taff il te rep "t’as envoyé des cv sur hellowork indeed et tt" nn nn tête de bite d’ailleurs j’ai meme pas de cv j’envoie juste mes compils de five au rh fdp va

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

warning shot pow #raw

[Kick Sama @KickSama]

@nonamejosuke__ Ce n’est pas une blague

[bri ♡’s nick @nickramosgf]

dead rising 20th anniversary and all we got was a collage . not even a steam sale to accompany it

[ari runeys☾ @serizah]

got seperated from my partner in big walk and when i found him he was holding this

[3arbi du web 🇱🇧🇨🇭 @NotoriousRayan]

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[♱ Teresa Sofia ♱ 🐇🍂 - queer ppl deserve to live @sofiartworks]

Playing Disco Elysium for the first time. Failed at flirting with a disco woman. Got bullied into literal death by a homophobic kid. 10/10

[Shasti @sh44sti]

wait…

[rupert pikmin @baguettemast3r]

Yaoi jesus with my expired oil pastels from middle school

[chillypancakes @pancakeschilly]

I just had to