Rusty_Binghole

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the best job in sports is a baseball player who is on the IL but runs the vibes in the dugout. Have to had played well before getting injured tho, very important #mlb #glue

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

Currently reviewing my legal options, this sandwich has cost me too many hours of pain and suffering #nomore #crime

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

Spent $16 on a sandwich today for lunch and it gave me 4 hours of bubble guts #illegal #lawsuit

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

Bin Laden was 6’6 160? So was the weird kid who worked in the produce section with me of our local grocery store in high school. #smh #nothingspecial

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

@BarstoolBigCat Hand to god nobody has a stronger toilet flush than I do. It’s like my building took it right from an airplane bathroom. Just wanted to spread the word

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

My buddy said he would donate his brand new boneless couch (pretty sweet) in exchange for mcdavid to the bruins #nhl

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

Fire babcock, mcdavid to the bruins. I refuse to give up lohrei tho, he’s my player comp in roller hockey

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

Really good paddle there by jarry. He wishes he could be the Italian octopus

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

Oilers Canucks game of the year on the first night. 6 goals in the 3rd period. Will never understand why the oilers can’t find a goalie. Mcdavid to the bruins

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

If aliens ever come to earth and try to live among us, I’m accusing manny malhotra on day one. Prob a good guy but that’s a price I’m willing to pay

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

@tylermilliken_ @tylermilliken_ I know someone who knows someone who knows schlittler. You say the word and I can get a mean message on his desk by tomorrow morning

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

With all due respect, rizzo lowkey handsome #actuallyhighkey

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

@BarstoolBigCat Dont forget about the Sox!

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

I like Erik miller but right now I’m not liking him as much!!

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

If the Sox don’t score a run tonight my dad said Im not welcome at thanksgiving #jokesonyou #dryturkey #JKI’mSorryDad

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

Give that third base ump a raise! #EagleEyes

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

Lombard gotta get to the bag quicker than that!!! #YouKnowWho #runnethover #asspiss

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

@MBTA ban cam schlittler from the T right now

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

I hate Schlit more than anyone but 8 punchies through 4 is pretty decent #fuck!

[Rusty_Binghole @RhExn0r]

@MBTA @MBTA you guys just don’t miss!!! Green line down and orange line every 10 minutes. Read a book for me one time!!!