Soooo me & my oldest brother were boxing he tried to kick me in the leg & I moved and kicked me right in the vagina... I swear to god it’s broke 😩😩 😩😩
Braylon ran in my room and said “mom there’s white eyes in your window” I said I’m calling the cops they will come look around so you better not be lying.. he said well you better call them 🥲🤯😩
Today’s 5th grade unnecessary morning conversation…
Student A: “When I die and go to heaven, I hope I get my wings the first day.”
Student B: “What kind you getting? I hope they got lemon pepper.”
Me at my desk: