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@elonmusk It really should be $8 per tweet. Make people think about what they say for once.

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Still amazed at the amount of religiosity present in modern society.

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@TulsiGabbard It’s sad that otherwise intelligent people need to say this kind of thing to get elected here.

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@ufc @alexvolkanovski Venum apparently hired the same designer who does RV paint jobs.

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@madflavor Hey man .. Bruce Lee is dead. There's no way Tarantino can do that.

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@bisping #smesh

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@TomZ_Am

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@DJSnM I want to live in a reality where humans successfully rick roll an alien life form.

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Saw this bathroom in a half million dollar house on Zillow.
Theories anyone?

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@melissavcomedy Our lil brains are too big yet not big enough.

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Crashing is a good show.

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@TomZ_Am Upmarket

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Wow they're really putting the RIOT in PATRIOT

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it's just getting sad now

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@AndreaBall I expect live streams from you of all the protests and/or celebrations downtown.

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Zooming when you could call is the new calling when you could text.

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Can someone explain to me why Biden doesn't just hire the writers from @LastWeekTonight and roast Trump by simply talking about and showing clips of all the dumb crap he's done for 90 minutes now that the debate is cancelled?

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@bertkreischer @joerogan @chelseahandler @charliemurphy Jeez Bert, I thought you died. It's black and white and everything. Nearly ruined my day.

Congrats!

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@TomZ_Am It's all on my only fans account.

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DM me for tips on 263A capitalization.

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@IamClassifed @AndrewYang @andersoncooper I'm hopeful but not entirely confident in that.