Rhian Gordon-Eddy

opinions are like mixtapes; i dont want to hear yours.

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

Guys with literal kids in their profile pictures are trying to add me on Facebook

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

Mom vacuuming at 9:30am. Happy thanksgiving

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

If the gov is willing to pay anyone to comply with COVID rules but refusing to pay healthcare workers then this is not about the flu.

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

Love getting a good cry in over some facebooks videos

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Certified Mother Boy

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

Throw me a bone

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

Nothing like force feeding yourself breakfast yum health n energy

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

What’s the minimum amount of tattoos required to get a barista job?

[helena riley @freshhel]

U should be able to put yourself in storage

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

Being a dumb bitch is a full time job

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

A good vibrator will get you through the darkest of times

[Kyra Skinner @kyradawnn]

The fact that I get to move in with my best friend is the BEST news ever

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

Red wine on the carpet and bong water in the bed. #softhands

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

Living downtown and working nights means that I don’t know how to cook anymore

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

Hockey’s cursed

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The all white kitchen is not a dream of mine

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

Seeing people walking home or going to their next destination at 11:30pm brings me deeply rooted joy

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

Kids wearing Gucci is cringy, across all tax brackets.

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

I’m the most excited to go to a museum. It’s been a weird year.

[Rhian Gordon-Eddy @RhianGordonEddy]

Are pickles a staple in anyone else’s diet?