Rhianna 🦒

I always get to where I am going by walking away from where I’ve been 🎈

[D🦋 @dxvsxx]

How have so many generations managed to work til retirement age?! I’m 25 and I’m tired!

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

This headline from a paper in Australia.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

COVID Pedestrian Etiquette

[Dalia Gebrial @daliagebrial]

botswana, which had 0 new cases today is on the 'red list', meaning if you come from there and don't quarantine in a hotel (costing £2k) you can get 10 years in jail

BUT the US, which has had 96,460 new cases today is....not.

Looks like it's not really about covid, is it.

[Asa @asabfb]

It is absolutely fucking freezing.

[Zoe London @zoelondondj]

I’ve just read that more than 1,800 people have called the @DogsTrust in the last three months to give up a puppy bought in the first lockdown. 1 in 4 brits admit to impulsively buying a dog in lockdown. Pls don’t treat animals like this. Dogs aren’t there to make you less bored.

[Mo. @MoAshlei]

One of y’all said that adulthood is just constantly cleaning the kitchen and yes. Accurate.

[EchoInTheClouds @EchoClouds]

Deadliest days in American history:

1. Galveston Hurricane - 8,000
2. Antietam - 3,600
3. 9/11 - 2,977
4. Last Thursday - 2,861
5. Last Wednesday - 2,762
6. Last Tuesday - 2.461
7. Last Friday - 2,439
8. Pearl Harbor - 2,403

[Harry @wroetoshaw]

One of the best albums of all time btw

[Joanna 🌈 @joanna_louise0]

Just held a persons hand as they died alone, without their family or loved ones by their side. Glad you enjoyed your meal.

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

Girls only want one thing and it’s to taste Wallace and Gromit ‘s moon cheese and crackers

[ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane]

them: what’ve you been up to?

me: oh all sorts

all sorts:

[geo @GeorgiaWood_x]

If you seriously believe that this vaccine is just the government planting a chip into your arm you have the mental capacity of a fucking slug no offence like