Can't wait for this time next year when Chelsea's relegation to the Championship is confirmed and BlueCo release a statement saying "we didn't realise we could be relegated" 🥰
Solution for BlueCo to make the most money out of Chelsea:
Sell the fucking club, even selling it for £1 today will save you the losses you're going to face at this rate 👍
Instead of leaving this twitter account dead (oops, I just cba to update social media), I've decided I'm going to use it for accountability :)
Left: me now
Right: me in a few months