Rhoni

#DubNation | Warriors 🏀 always! #WeTheNorth cuz Canada 🍁 You miss 100 percent of shots your don't take - Micheal Scott 🐐

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

Hey @Superhuman Way to ruin a great app like @coda_hq with your dumbass bundle model. Nobody dumb enough to pay for superhuman mail is using grammarly.

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

@heyclicky Just the onboarding experience alone blew my mind at how cool this is. Legitimately, the EDU space will love this so much. I can't wait to see where this product goes. Continued success.

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

@horwitzben Larry! Where is the chrome extension Larry? Why I can I download it?

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

Hey @WisprFlow do something about AirPods not working at all with voice dictation. Like it’s completely ruining the experience I initially had with it!

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

Hey @Spotify why am I seeing ads in a paid family subscription?

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

@Xeer That’s the most Dubai thing ever. If it was an Apple Watch I’d have said AI! Lol

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

@SinaHartung Elite tweet.

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

Hour 2. @tomorrowland 😭😭😭

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Millennials living through:

- 2 economic recessions
- 9/11
- Iraq & Afghanistan
- a global pandemic
- 8 stock market crashes
- jobs replaced by AI
- Host of The Apprentice possibly starting WW3

We’re tired boss.

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

@mayank_spurs 30 minutes and counting

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

@CreatorMagicAI Got here after watching the youtube video!
GIVE ME HIS API KEYSSSS!!! LOL

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

Kevin’s mom and dad have both left him (and us) home alone. 😔 #RIPCatherineOHara

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

As sarcastic as this sounds, that accuracy is crazy.

[Zephyr @zephyr_z9]

> be Adobe, 40-year-old PDF jockey
> 2025, stock doing a perfect -33% swan dive
> “We’ll pivot to AI” says exec on 7-figure retention bonus
> can’t ship a model because legal says every pixel needs a 12-page EULA
> Midjourney drops v7, makes our Firefly look like MS Paint with a hangover
> OpenAI drops GPT-Image, Google drops nano-banana, both free
> our response: “Please login with your Adobe ID, install Creative Cloud, update 47 GB, restart, then pay $53.99/month”
> users collectively Alt-F4 into orbit

> watch in horror as ChatGPT/Gemini reads any PDF you give it for free
> enterprise cancels 10k seats overnight
> try to counter with Sora killer video model
> training cluster catches fire after someone uploads a 1998 clipart library
> PR tweet: “We are re-imagining creativity”
> quote-tweet ratio hits 1:9k, gif of dumpster bonfire tops replies

> premiere pro is now just a bloated launcher for 15 different subscription prompts
> 20-something with a phone and CapCut is making better edits
> our flagship feature: “Generative fill but now 3% slower”
> board meeting: “Let’s raise prices again”
> stock drops another 8% during the Zoom call
> our most innovative feature in 5 years is a "subscribe to annual plan" button that clicks itself

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

@imagen can the app cull JPGs?

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

@loom is there a zapier intergrations coming? I don't see any currently.

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

Imagine asking your grandpa to a boxing fight. Thats what’s happening right now. #TysonPaul

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

Rigged to the core. #TysonPaul

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

The “algorithm” is a mirror. It will reflect what it sees. Don’t blame the algorithm for your ignorance.

[Rhoni @RhoniMohanraj]

We’ve come full circle.
What a time to be alive.
Instagram now lets you add a music track to your profile.

MySpace would’ve been proud. RIP