Crêpe Squeegee

She/her/hers
Reflective, sad, & emotional

[Crêpe Squeegee @Rhubarb_Crisp]

Happy Thanksgiving, from me and my Mac

[Crêpe Squeegee @Rhubarb_Crisp]

Ew
#MyXAnniversary

[Crêpe Squeegee @Rhubarb_Crisp]

Uh oh, it's that time again
(having the Stardew Valley wiki as a perpetually open tab in my browser)

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

Imagine showing this to someone a week ago

[Big Papi @Bmangall20]

Paint it Black came on and this guy yelled “THE STONES” so loud. I’m dedicating my Friday night to him

[Eve Belle @EveBelleSongs]

I can put two and two together.

[outer skanks @skanks17]

Hi Sharks,

I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

[Sopranos Vibes @sopranos_vibes]

Me having a one-on-one chat with my dog after he misbehaves in public

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

for breakfast i had the skin around my fingernails

[Crêpe Squeegee @Rhubarb_Crisp]

THIS IS A SERIOUS ANNOUNCEMENT

do not blow your leaves before 8a.

Thank

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Dating me is a package deal. You get me and my anxiety

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t come today i have to watch six straight hours of law and order SVU

[socialist sopranos memes @gabagoolmarx]

Of course that's your contention. You just got into prestige television. You think The Sopranos is the greatest show of all time, probably. You're gonna be convinced of that ‘til next month when you realize it makes you sound cooler if you say it’s The Wire.

[Crêpe Squeegee @Rhubarb_Crisp]

Someone get me out #MyTwitterAnniversary

[E.B. 🦇 @ebhthree]

when they ask me what year the war ended

[Goth Ms Frizzle 🧚🏻‍♀️ @g0thgoblin]

the little drink you get while running errands should be free. compensation for witnessing the horrors

[evan @evangrizlon]

Lana del Rey in the morning, boyfriend take warning... Lana del Rey at night, boyfriends delight

[SILENCED Brandon @PrettyBadLefty]

The one bag fumble I'll never forgive myself for is not doing PPP loan fraud