Hellman

I'm Rhymanda and I am a professional rhymer. Give me any word and I will rhyme it! Do NOT tweet me names or the word orange! I will NOT respond! (sporange).

[Hellman @Rhymanda]

Hi guys! I love to rhyme, but I have some rules:

1. real words only
2. no names
3. I won't reply to the word "orange"

Go for it! 😝

[Hellman @Rhymanda]

it's honestly crazy how ugly i am

[Hellman @Rhymanda]

@johnnypemberton they were not that big before. i must know her secret

[Hellman @Rhymanda]

how did selena gomez's titties get so big???

[Hellman @Rhymanda]

@G__jaisa hey! i'm interested! message me

[Hellman @Rhymanda]

anyone have an extra TICKET to beyonce on monday?????

[Hellman @Rhymanda]

@hotfatwet @brendonwalsh @Greek_Theatre what can i say, i'm very kind!! <333

[The World Record Podcast @WorldRecordPod]

Did you guys hear about this fat, dumb b**** at the zoo? https://t.co/xUtbAMHIHq

[The World Record Podcast @WorldRecordPod]

Ted Danson for Hemorrhoid Awareness Month https://t.co/vSkfzkv25A

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

A big part of parenting is throwing away some piece of shit your kid left around then them finding it in the trash later and screaming “Who threw my [piece of shit] away??”

[Jay Humor @jayweingarten]

That’s awesome. Thanks Ryan

[Hellman @Rhymanda]

a show about a hitman who wants to be an actor.........

[Brendan Hodges @metaplexmovies]

the Bill Hader "guest spot SNL funny guy" into one of the most compelling working directors of both action and tragicomic American Surrealism is still one of the most incredible and insane transformations of a talent I've ever seen

[Hellman @Rhymanda]

https://t.co/HpkZBXwnkF

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

incredible hacks

[Hellman @Rhymanda]

he is a cunty bitch!!

[George Santos @Georgesantos]

Real like your chin?

[Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh]

I actually won 8-0, but I told Matt that he could tweet that it was a tie. Poor guy was really upset 😢

[The World Record Podcast @WorldRecordPod]

Don’t use a voice changer https://t.co/8Xz1enZ8m1

[The World Record Podcast @WorldRecordPod]

Angry customer service rep https://t.co/8Xz1enYAwt

[Hellman @Rhymanda]

@fryinthebag she wants a pot

[Brendon Small @brendonsmall]

#DETHKLOK #METALOCALYPSE

[Hellman @Rhymanda]

as I grow older (31) I am truly getting uglier