It's Jared

[It's Jared @Rhymenocerous]

Haters back off

[It's Jared @Rhymenocerous]

Tinder , grinder, swiper

[It's Jared @Rhymenocerous]

American Swiper

[It's Jared @Rhymenocerous]

His body language is saying one thing but his pole is saying something else. #beachfishing

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@walaa_3ssaf No, dopey, I would not go into Syria, but if I did it would be by surprise and not blurted all over the media like fools.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria. Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and “smart!” You shouldn’t be partners with a Gas Killing Animal who kills his people and enjoys it!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What other country tells the enemy when we are going to attack like Obama is doing with ISIS. Whatever happened to the element of surprise?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

NO WAY, JUDGES SAY MAYWEATHER WON. INVESTIGATION SHOULD TAKE PLACE. FIX?

[It's Jared @Rhymenocerous]

@Shelby_Lynn9 Or food. They hit it off though.

[It's Jared @Rhymenocerous]

Don't take your first date to Donerick's.

[It's Jared @Rhymenocerous]

Bar trivia host just stated she didn't like the questions. Uhh aren't you making these up?

[It's Jared @Rhymenocerous]

Congrats @paigeshoe13 You did it!! #OHIOGrad2017

[Belly Up Betting @BellyUpBetting]

Unbelievable. Stephen Piscotty gets hit 3 times from his at bat to scoring at home. Each elbow and his head. Looks okay.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Retweet if you think Rex Tillerson & @realDonaldTrump are in way over their heads. They are no longer for profit CEOs. Lives are at stake. https://t.co/ycoIRuIHUX

[Sean Spicer @seanspicer]

Wish I could be on the golf course but have to work - must be nice to be President

[Alice Miranda Ollstein @AliceOllstein]

I can't get over this quote from @RepJoeBarton after the #AHCA failed.

[It's Jared @Rhymenocerous]

I love my fiancé @AmBug_ so much 😻😻

[It's Jared @Rhymenocerous]

Smooth playa

[It's Jared @Rhymenocerous]

There's nothing supreme about this @tacobell

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?