WineInMyCoffeeCup

Sarcasm keeps me sane. Wine keeps me pleasant.

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

Happiness is finding out your afternoon meeting is a conf call, not a video call. #nobra #stillinmypjs #workingfromhomelife

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

@TheBloggess Pineapple on pizza. All things creepy and horror related.

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

@Deendalee Absolutely!! Especially as the price of gas rises over the summer.

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

Seriously

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

Thanks for telling me your picture was #Snapchat filters. I thought everyone had bunny ears and butterflies floating around their head. 😏😁 #InsertEyeRoll

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

Why do guys profile pictures look like mugshots? You’re trying to find a mate, you would think they’d put a tad more effort into their profile. If at anytime in your life you’re going to make an effort, this is it. #OnLineDating #mugshots #DatingHell

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

When the internet goes down at work and my coworker comes and talks to me F2F. Slow your roll Diane. Let’s not pretend it’s 1999. #Boundaries

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

Am I the only one that looks at all the back to school pictures people are posting and think “I’m so glad my kids are out of school and I don’t have to deal with that shit anymore?”No? Just me. #DontMissSchoolDropOffAndPickUp #NoNeedToSpendASmallFortuneOnSupplies

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

The fear you feel when mother nature forgets it’s August, and you dig out your jeans for the first time after three months. #ColdandRainy #TheyStillFit #SuckItIn

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

You can tell it’s Friday by the fact I haven’t done actual work for last three hours. #IsItQuittingTimeYet #ItsFiveOclockSomewhere #FridayFeeling

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

Coming to work and discovering someone took the last of your creamer is the adult equivalent to a bully stealing your lunch money. #CoWorkers #BuyYourOwn #Jerk

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

Keep your pets safe! #July4th

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

Marketing faux pas? Or genius? You decide.

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

The one coworker that puts a vacation auto responder on his email every time he leaves the office. Dude you’re at lunch. #HeNeedsAnIntervention

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

Is it bad when the landlord for your ex-husband’s new apartment calls you for a reference and your first thought is “do I use my powers for good or evil?” 😂 😂 #DecisionsDecisions

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

I’m “groans every time I stand up” years old. #SucksGettingOld

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

Office mates are about to go blows over two drawer file cabinets. And me without popcorn. 😁🍿🍿 #OfficeLife

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

Here’s an idea, stay home if your sick. No one wants your germs Susan 😷😷 #OfficeQuarantine

[WineInMyCoffeeCup @Rhymes_With_No]

I think I’ll buck the trend and call into work healthy. #OfficeQuarantine