Khatt Fia

If you tell me you like Twilight, I will punch you in the brain.

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@EdKrassen I predict we'll soon see a number of AI videos of him playing the guitar with 13 fingers.

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@jk_rowling Don't worry; there's no doubt in anyone's mind that you're a cunt.

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@BenStiller Ironically, when squashed between a bunch of cartoons, comic book adaptations, and talking car robots, a greedy fat man dancing is probably the most accurate representation of the US's war machine in the whole clip.

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@ACountryChap This is my favourite type of man: practically yet stylishly dressed, always with a potential shade of general grumpiness about sensible matters, bush bashing around with stylish accessories and glossy dogs. Eats birds full of buckshot and knows which water is potable.

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Every single video of someone's pet octopus is them going "so I've put this container in his tank with a crab in it, but I don't even know if he's going to be able to ope- yep, he opened it."

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When you donate to @Wikipedia, they should remind you what page you were on before you went down the payment rabbit hole.

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@ATRightMovies The Fall (2006)

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@frozenaesthetic prophylactic treatment against either leprosy or the plague, I can't remember which. I sat alone in an empty ward except for the occasional nurse dressed in full Hazmat gear who came to do blood tests. They let me out after 24 hours because if I'd had it I would have been dying.

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@frozenaesthetic When I was a kid, police and an ambulance showed up at our house in the middle of the night and told my parents I'd been exposed to bacterial meningitis. In Fiji in the 80's they didn't have the capacity to deal with an outbreak so they emptied out a ward and gave me a 🧵

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@dieworkwear It matches his wife's face. That's hiked up too far as well.

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Remember that time when @TomCruise went rock climbing and everyone was like ooh-er, that's so dangerous

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@astrolst *laughs in Australian*

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@beyoncegarden Imagine if you went to a surgeon to discuss a major procedure and he was like "hang on, I gotta make a TikTok real quick".

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@CorrodedParadox Playing a saxophone!

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@imaginmatrix Don't Worry - Madcon feat. Ray Dalton

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@christuckerreal You are being created!

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@this_is_mallory Cool frames!

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@glenpowell There, there. Everyone loves capybaras!

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@livepixelart @AbueloRetroWave Fuuuuuuuck I love your work. The 80's colour scheme, the telegraph poles; the choices you've made are amazing.

[ProPublica @propublica]

“I had never seen a 1-in-4 risk before this, let alone a 1.3-in-1,” said Maria Doa, a scientist who worked at EPA for 30 years and once directed the division that managed the risks posed by chemicals.

“This is ridiculously high.” https://t.co/9Y3tCsXGHF