Rhys

@Blazers__inc | Food enjoyer | Avid norf-caver | Full-time professional YouTuber and Kick Streamer | No, I will not sign your tits.

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

Fook me mate, last mission was a fookin embarrassment. @SoloMission_OSR lad, no wonder they call you a snake. You’d cop a big fooken snake in the rear end for sure. @PurppRS John, you’re a fooken little rat. @Torvesta Alex, listen to my calls, the fook you doing?

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

@RsCLegions What the fook is this lads? Back in Brap, we’d have sat at mage bank after a trip, laughing at this shite. Proper nonce behaviour, this. Video worse than the liquid I shat our last night after me Gregg’s. Anyway, ring me on discord if you have any ideas for me new vid. Cheers

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

Fook me. I know a fokin rat when I see one (or smell one). That smelly little rodent Ditter has undoubtedly been sniping in all stars. No fookin way would he be showing his cat an Oda stream. I’d show his mum’s cat a stream of my gravy though, lad. @Wiggledd ban this rat, cheers

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

@EVScapeOfficial Not gonna lie lad, this tweet flopped harder than me belly when I was smashin your mother from behind. Her arse end was red raw after I hit that thing with 20 stone of mass, accelerating at a speed of roughly 3m/second. Let me know how Cheryl is soon. Cheers

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

Fook me mate, fair play. I try to have solid consistency with me shits too but most the time they’re liquid. Must be all the Gregg’s sossage rolls and zinger burgers. Not too sure. Cheers

[Rigondeaux @Rigondeaux]

Went out for a meal with a friend on Saturday and it gave me bad food poisoning. Spent all Sunday vomiting and bed ridden. Sucks this happened when I tried to have solid consistency before runefest but, shit happens. Should be back tomorrow. Squeeze out a few more streams 💛

[Rigondeaux @Rigondeaux]

Went out for a meal with a friend on Saturday and it gave me bad food poisoning. Spent all Sunday vomiting and bed ridden. Sucks this happened when I tried to have solid consistency before runefest but, shit happens. Should be back tomorrow. Squeeze out a few more streams 💛

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

Finally quashed the beef and met @DitterBitter. Not gonna lie though mate, Purpp did say he stank like the arse end of a skunk. He was spot on with that. Could do with a cleanse, or even a shower in a can (deodorant). All good though. You’re alright too @Torvesta. Cheers

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

I’ll be honest lad, I’ve packed on a few stone since last Runefest. But fook me mate, you are pushing some serious mass here. Gymshark might offer you an ambassador position for their new ‘Bloat’ range. Use code ‘LargeAndNotInCharge10’ at checkout. Cheers

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

@ExactlyPWNED Tell ya what lad, seems you’re a bit on edge lately. Use me Hello Fresh code to save a few quid on some healfy meals. Might help with your overall healf. Cheers

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

Absolute madness. Had the filthiest kebab of me life. Pissin out me arse for hours. Still not feeling too sound. Been 3 days since I’ve played OSRS. Had a dream that I smacked that little smelly fook ditter for max as well. Crazy that. Lamb Rogan Bosh for dinner when I’m better.

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

@ExactlyPWNED Look mate, I might be fat, but at least I earn a liven posting on the YouTube (full time). You use all your waking hours tweeting reposted memes for zero income. Let me know if your mother wants a taste of my Sossage Roll. Cheers

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

@Skiddler Merry Dittmas lad. I hope your stockings were full of chicken korma and I hope that your bird suckles on your curry sausage at night under the mistletoe. Cheers

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

@EVScapeOfficial To be fair mate, you spend your entire YouTube ad revenue on Uber eats. At least I spend my income on Gregg’s (not delivered), and I get more views than you. And honestly lad, if we both went to RuneFest, we both know I’d bag more fat birds than you. Cheers

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

@Skiddler To be fair mate, nothin gets me bowels movin like a choccy milk and a fag. Tell you what though lad, last time I went to India, absolutely sprayed the fokin bowl after eating some proper Indian street scran. Not sure how Ditter does it, honestly. Bosh

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

@Stroboars @PurppRS @Sick_Nerd @kick Fook me mate, not too much of a fan of Prime, I’ll be honest. Just ave the bottles on me shelf for business purposes. I will say though, absolutely love a good chocolate milk. Makes me piss out me arse sometimes, especially after some scran at Gregg’s. Love it though. Bosh

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

@itsivyyy_ Fook me mate, absolutely abysmal behaviour. Not sure what the fook is wrong with people. Personally, I’d never impersonate anyone. Tell you what though, I’d do many things for a Gregg’s sossage roll or 6. Cheers, and merry Boshmas

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

@AmenityRS Fair enough if you think I look like that geezer. Although, at least I don’t use me keyboard to click. Plus, your head is shaped like a fookin microwave, and your parents are definitely siblings. Bosh

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

@RlGONDEAUX Bloody hell mate, no good that. Take it easy will ya, getting yourself into trouble. Cheers

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

@Basti_Babe Fookin hell mate, Alfie would be fuming if he found out I was checking out your Twit. Must be fookin cold though, definitely received a couple of ice barrages. I used to throw a few of those back in Brap. Absolute madness. Anyway lad, ring me on discord if you want. Cheers

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

@itsivyyy_ Add me back on discord mate, I’ll teach you how to pk. I used to focus in single with Blakpn0y and Toensi, we used to run 44s and chins. Carnt say that I run now though, me knees have been giving way. Anyway mate, let me know, I’ll let you focus me sossage roll. Cheers

[Rhys @Rhys0SRS]

@RemyHasArrived Fook me, can’t believe you’re trying to leave the USA because Trump was elected. Honestly lads, it’s like saying that you’re not gonna pk norf caves because the voidwaker came out. You can’t just stop pking because a better weapon is in the game. Time to face your fears. Bosh