Bees vibrating dangerously

She Bee touchin on my stingaling till I buzz
I am 23 whole bees
He/Him

[Bees vibrating dangerously @Rhys_is_present]

@CallMeRedhead @Chelsea_Fagan Yeah sometimes I do weird shit. It could be because I have ADHD sure, or it could be because I’m a walking sack of meat being controlled by a bundle of fat and nerves with electricity running through it… who knows

[weed @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[Minos! 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇧🇷 (CEO OF ROXOLOTL) @stillmelon]

sometimes when i'm bored i dip my totodile in lava and he scream loud as fuuuuuuckk 😂😂😂

[how did nay ୭̥ get here @onlytheNay]

he hasn't been the same since the bruins💔

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

you couldn’t even write a book called “the very hungry caterpillar” these days. it would have to be something like, “the very cunty caterpillar”. or “the caterpillar who served cunt”. because of woke

[aly @celebrinie]

i need everyone to know that when i say i hate the florida panthers, i am NOT talking about brad marchand…

[Pippy 🍁🪈 Vtuber @PippyM_]

"I can't believe i thought her BBQ was better than mine"

[James Parker @panoparker]

I made a very important purchase at the medieval festival

[❛ rye ༉‧₊˚ @ryephobic]

love my mom

[CautionRisk @bewareofass]

Black hole sun won’t you cum

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

i feel maternal for him but not in a loving way like i’d love to neglect him as my son

[limpkin @acealeam]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

[Joe Howland 👻 @sXe_Joe]

I write lyrics with the viagra pen because this shit’s hard

[Michael Misa Barbershop @moneyjerkk]

This is him now. Do you feel old yet? This was our chikdhood hero.

[zx - lizard❤️🖤🏒 @thetrueliz]

the mitch marner revenge story would actually be pretty cool if he didnt choose to go to the most fundamentally evil team in the league and be buddy buddy with a rapist but alas. men will be men

[estelle allen @__crunge]

????????????

[WeBelieve @WeBelieveEM]

Carter Hart allows 3 goals in 39 seconds.

He has not been this unreliable since he gave his testimony under oath

[kumo @kumotacloudz]

‘Backrooms’ Director Kane Parsons is reportedly 20.

“I’m 20.”

He is 20

[Jack @FuneralDrinker1]

Smoking buttnaked and just dropped the blunt on my balls. I screamed so fuckin loud.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves