Rhys Morgan

[Rooted in the Game @rootedinthegame]

@FabrizioRomano Burnley are you okay ?
Burnley are you okay ?
are you okay Burnley.

You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth relegation 🕺💨

[Rhys Morgan @RhyssM]

@Barclaycard what’s with you not questioning me on a transaction made on my account for the first time in multiple years. And why can’t I sign into my account that I thought was closed.

[Rhys Morgan @RhyssM]

@forevermartin5 @Vararse_ Scottish tit showing he has no idea how to play football!

[Rhys Morgan @RhyssM]

@ManUtd the fuck are these goal kicks ?! Conceding again because of doing tooo fucking much!

[Rhys Morgan @RhyssM]

@ManUtd you’re going to blow it aren’t you! Because patience is what you need in an open transfer market. That elanga sell on bonus could just cover the “patience fee” #ManUtd #mbeumo

[Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty]

RIP Diogo Jota 💔

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It's a very solid argument for a number of city fans that going to Wembley sometimes 3 or 4 times per season isn't affordable, or that the desire to go for a semi final isn't always there.

But they're missing the point of the piss taking.

Steve from Stockport may not wish to go, that's fine, Steve may have gone 10 times in the last 5 years and now doesn't fancy the expense and effort of a trek to London for a televised football game.

We're not laughing at Steve, we're laughing at the fact that a club that claims to have colossal annual revenue and a global fanbase to rival United, Madrid and Barcelona can still leave 5000+ seats unsold for a cup semi final.

So Steve and his pals may say no thanks to the ticket, but there's nobody waiting in the wings to snap up any spares?

It doesn't add up and they know it.

They rattle on about their fanbase and all the rest of it and then regularly pull out shit like this.

You can't have it both ways, lads.

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[Aidan Walsh 🔰 @AidanWalshMUFC]

We knocked them out of European football 😭😭

[Alex Turk @TurkTalksFC]

Everyones in tears. Players, fans. We really, desperately needed that.

United will be the villains because they’re United but goals from two 19yo academy products have just beaten a club with 115 cheating charges against them to win the FA Cup.

Proper story. This club. ❤️

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Read the section in bold, the similarities are uncanny.

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