Riley

Bert Macklin reporting for duty

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Oldie

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I’m now accepting applications for the next “unstable girl who will hurt”

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I need a mask to buy a mask???

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All I gotta do is drive by and I get flipped off y’all

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Homies helping homies HHH

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My farts sound like a train whistle cuz I got that caboose

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Dogs just be shittin

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Kathmandu, more like “CatMan, Do!”

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The order of the alphabet doesn’t matter

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Saw a homeless guy feed a goose bread with his mouth today

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I just want a short Venezuelan/ Italian bi girl with big tiddies. Is that really too much to ask for

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Haha I’m hotter than him

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Random guy at work came up to me today, 20 year old guy. He asks what month I’m born then says. Oh What’s up Scorpio bro

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Sometimes I hack up a lung because it feels right

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You’re right. The great pretender was good

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Canada:
We like geese you can’t do ANYTHING to disturb them
Geese:

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Me just driving:
My brain for no reason:
*john mulaney voice* “I’m sorryyyyy”

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Life is going well for the first time in a long time

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I’ve now claimed 10 souls