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18+ 25 year old queer woman with shit to say and girls to kiss. she/they

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The way I be horny on main during work is kinda girl bossy in a girl failure way (I am the girl failure)

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Ya know getting bangs is a world of all new possibilities. Gender dysphoria is stored in the forehead

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Just thinking in the car.

“The gods made me disabled not to put me at a disadvantage, the gods made me disabled to protect you.”

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Can I say I’ve never been happier with how I’ve ever looked?

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Quit my job

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*squints outside*

Literal tornado.

“Man I should stay at work so I can pay rent”

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Please let me out, I fucking hate working full time, I just want to make comics and be someone’s puppy pleaser I am begging. I did not consent to being a human

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I don’t want to work, I want to be kept in a cage like the puppy girl I am

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Red flags at a job interview I’m waiting to start.

1. Door is locked.
2. Lights are off.
3. Five other interviewees cars waiting for the door to be opened.

If you see this the company is not worth your time.

Looking at you Amazon.

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I won’t lie for how awful my job is, it does genuinely make me smile from time to time.

Still not staying but it’s true.

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*shaking British partner trying to stop downplaying an organization just because they are a little nutty*

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@Hoinsappho Girl literally complains that everything is not done here like downstate. Bitch you’ve been working here for three years shut up

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Nothing quite like someone not understanding how to refill the paper tray in the printer, this person was just promoted to manager.

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There is literally nothing better than getting gendered correctly twice in a row by two different strangers.

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Almost just quit, sat down for lunch after an hour and a half appointment and got told I had to handle a walk in because no one else was available.

I want to cry

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Part 2: the ceo just gave me the biggest compliment still not making me stay

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Nothing quite like watching a manager realizing she’s been fucking you over. Too bad she realized way too late.

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Predicable turnover is always delicious. Another new person quit in under two weeks, remember capitalists no money and horrible management = turnover

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Sometimes to escape true toxicity you must make do by being a servant of capitalism.

Really you shouldn’t but I am being given no other fucking choice.

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Nothing quite like having phone related trauma and hearing a phone ringing on speaker over and over