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Just a small frog in a big bayou • Tweets that may one day be turned into terrible TikToks

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@SidoGeno Oh hey that's me!

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@xXmalabrujaXx They've got that bold bayou flavor bro

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AYO MY FAVORITE CHIP BRAND HAS PRETZELS WITH THE SAME SEASONING LETS GOOO

#snacks

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@Delaney7_ Everyone's gonna focus on the cigar and not the (what I assume is) a chic linen button-up

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The guys that pick up my trash during the week always show up in a black van before the big green truck grabs everyone else's.

Did I accidentally pay for V.I.P. trash collection or something?

#questions

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@NixaTek I don't know much, but I know Drake got bodied. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop.

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@xXmalabrujaXx I do have very little. Now what?

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We did it.
#Huntshowdown

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The Headsman and his ability to blend in with his surroundings has been a big thorn in the community's side. With that feedback in mind, we're doing something to fix the problem!

Take a look at the changes we're bringing to the Legendary Hunter in the upcoming patch.

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@NixaTek @GentgamerEc @HuntShowdown you make video

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@Julienjroy @MrSpookyy19 @HuntShowdown And you got my heart.

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197 hunters lost their lives to the equine epidemic this year.

The American Hunters Against Horses Association (AHAHA) was debating on whether to send thoughts or prayers, but then we remembered we have dynamite.

No horse will go unpunished.

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Some Hunters fight and die bravely in an epic hail of gunfire as they take daring action. Others, well, they leave the bayou with a whimper rather than a bang.

In 2023, here's how many Hunters died embarrassingly! We shake our head at you! 😬

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@MrSpookyy19 @Julienjroy @HuntShowdown Oh look it me

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@HuntShowdown @CelestialMaxis I'm using you.

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@larianstudios BG3 is currently rescuing me, via distraction, from a self-induced existential crisis.

I hope the Game Awards has a way to factor this kind of data into their decision making.
#BaldursGate3 #DungeonsAndDragons #gameawards

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You don't need context.
#Muppets #onlyfan #frogs

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@DiscussingFilm I mean, I got tricked into watching The Whale because I thought it was about marine life.

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@rickyberwick I'm going to Photoshop myself as a newspaper, hang on

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@PopCrave And yet after 18 years, we're still pronouncing her name wrong 😞

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Hatfish is one of my favorite video game Easter Eggs, both because of the cuteness and the simplicity. I may have bought a hoodie.

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Ever heard of the Hatfish? 🐟🤠
Do you know where he came from and the inspiration behind him?

Well reel no more, Hunter, and read on - https://t.co/ezN4KH5yI8

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@NixaTek A casual dispatching