when i was 9 i watched this documentary with my family and my uncle caught me sucking my toe in the middle of it, paused it, and said “what the fuck are you doing” in front of everyone
>toma un montón de piedras
>Hazlas polvito
>Conviertelos en una galleta plana
>Graba runas místicas en ella con luz
>Lanzales conjuros de electricidad
>...
>Ahora la roca puede pensar
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