RicardoLairMan

I'm Ricardo, who listens to a lot of music and plays a lot of games and wants to post things

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Some Latina out there just lost a $500k bet

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Pass me that cart

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Reading the little booklets in CD's is awesome

[aly @evrvle]

you ever get halfway thru writing a tweet and then realise nobody gaf

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Maybe hashtags are the way the internet works and aren't only funny things to say in a valley girl accent

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@melloowOwO Someone's feeling creative

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I smoke that pipe ash to as white as my white paint @~@

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Achievement Unlocked: Stay awake for 24 hours (ish) then sleep for 24 hours (ish)

[Criaha @criahacesium]

vent

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DELTARUNE MARATHON

[Softboy @softboywin]

y’all ever open a message and be like “what the fuck am i even supposed to say to this”

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If there was an award for fumbling around i'd fumble it

[scar @imfat]

you know a mf hit rock bottom when they start taking walks and appreciating the little things

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@evilestaccount Follow for more hilarious replies! 👈👈

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I got to stay in my parents bed while their gone, and the power of the master bedroom went straight to my head.

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Get this chud off my chudsicle 🙄

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@evilestaccount "Crazy" you say?

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@evilestaccount "Check anddd mate!"

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Sleeping till 8pm in the master bedroom

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I put some dollars that fell into the wash in the dryer, but felt like Walter White money laundering