James Rice

Polka King of the Midwest

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

“Match me, Sydney”.

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

If you’re able to see ‘macadamia nut’ and not say it to yourself in Harlan’s accent you’re made of stronger stuff than I am.

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@tirnaog_09 Was in the north enclosure. I’ve still got the sunburn from that day.

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@RKBAShackleford @CalltoActivism Am fairly sure your god doesn’t want you having a ‘ham shank’ while you’re praying.

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@KimberP123 @CalltoActivism @JoeBiden Did all your parents’ kids die in child birth?

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@marshpw0102 @TCNetwork @rustyrockets Cunt and Cunter.

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@ernest_malley Noel Edmond’s 33 1/3: The Final Insult.

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@Stephen4_2 But not in Seville itself.

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@JohnBrewin_ Is he suggesting that any action undertaken in the private sector be de-criminalised? Would be a weight off the mind of hired killers.

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@contrastprinci6 @JohnCleese Given the recent convictions, Trump’s personal report card must be a big problem for him then?

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@marshpw0102 @badhombre He also made an arse of himself in all
those interviews. Apparently only the resurrection of Christ and his recruitment as a vote counter in California is all that’s standing between Trump and the Presidency. Fucknuckle in Chief!

[VyceVictus @VyceVictus]

Saw THE NIGHT COMES FOR US theatrically for the first time at @bigbadfilmfest and now with the trailer for @Timobros’ new joint THE SHADOW STRAYS out, I’m re-upping this glorious thread

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@AccidentalP

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Throw cement at me, walk free.

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@Stephen4_2 Charlie Tully’s autobiography has a great story about Bobby Collins telling the Lazio players that his dad was paid two shillings a day to shoot people like them during the war.

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@dhothersall It’s almost as if these people don’t know what they’re talking about. Surely not?

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@ernest_malley I think the opposite might be true. They’d stretch it over five series where almost nothing happens and there would be a big reveal that Smilie and Karla are half brothers.

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@mocent0 The goats would be chucking themselves off the side of the mountain.

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@BrianSpanner1 Seems like the perfect person for the job.

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@euanmccolm They should have brought out Kendrick to do the end of his Glastonbury show again. That would have caused the pro-life cultists to spontaneously combust.

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@euanmccolm I didn’t make it to the end of the Walking Dead (having been massively invested in it for a long time) and bailed out at the end of the season where they imprisoned Negan. The thought of watching the spin-offs fills me with dread.

[James Rice @RiceJ78]

@Stephen4_2 Caesar - but the first manager I remember is Davie Hay.