Balloon Man

wash your rice

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@billybinion You people have been using the military as a culture war battlefield for decades and are whining now that the shoe is on the other foot. Your pathetic laments mean nothing

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@NomadLazy @MrAntiHero1 They're augmented humans, they don't do sex to begin with because their pursuit is the machine and not having a different set of sexual organs. So no, not transexual. Cyborgs. They're cyborgs.

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@David_13_x Smoove off, you say?

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No but actually what are the Brazilians talking about?

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@shoe0nhead The fact your video came out before Curdle Sanders post shows this isn't even new

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@Sthormyy @allcatsaregreen Who's out here saying they're scared of Sabrina Carpenter she's like five feet tall

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@KelTecOfficial The finest engineering plastic and cocaine can deliver

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@David_13_x D isappointment
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@RazorFist @somethingldsay

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@herandrews You can fuck right off with this. She climbed a ladder and deliberately kicked it out from under her before her daughter could climb it, then refused to read the writing on the wall because she would rather her daughter suffer than have her worldview challenged. Parental betrayal

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@CishetCaine Whites, specifically the UK, basically invented the steam locomotive. As far as I'm concerned they have carte blanche to voice one named fucking THOMAS with an English accent

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@dingleberry2786 Better him learn the proper respect for weapons as a child than misuse them out of ignorance as an adult

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@David_13_x "the American mind could never (insert thing Americans not only do constantly but do better than those losers)"

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@AndyCazzola @DelusionPosting What? Like not strangling our kids?

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@foxnewspolitics

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@funnyhubs @FAFO_TV Considering she got in huge shit and he never was caught, yea.

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@NotMeUsee @DocStrangelove2 Amongst other things that the ATF once again overstepped their bounds on, yes

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@40kWorldview I'm so glad this was just an April Fools prank

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@ChrissieMayr Which one of these is Madonna