Ray “Quick Hands” Rice

Lover of mentally ill women, aspiring alcoholic, Super Bowl XLVII Champ, Savannah Bananas hater, 1x divorced asu aphi

[Ray “Quick Hands” Rice @RiceRay69]

Nah I swear it’s your turn to take out the trash

[Jeremiah Smith @JJwiththeshifts]

I miss my ex's hardware but not her software

[Ray “Quick Hands” Rice @RiceRay69]

First victory formation of my career #qbkneel

[Boston Rob @b_bobby76139]

This a Nationals game not fucking quidditch

[Ray “Quick Hands” Rice @RiceRay69]

Had a dream last night that involved Mr. Beast, Peter millar, Kevin g and fall guys. How cooked am I?

[Ray “Quick Hands” Rice @RiceRay69]

@ChazzWolf Will be saving one of these bullets for you now Chazz

[Ray “Quick Hands” Rice @RiceRay69]

If I was in in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler and this guy with a gun with 2 bullets I’m shooting this fag twice #nuke

[Ray “Quick Hands” Rice @RiceRay69]

Ryan night

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@realDonaldTrump they are right here launch the missiles #nuke

[Ray “Quick Hands” Rice @RiceRay69]

Let’s get #weird4wiemer

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Been in Ft. Lauderdale for 2 days and I have learned two things

1. Do not have a daughter
2. They only want black niggas

[Ray “Quick Hands” Rice @RiceRay69]

Leave room for Jesus #ferda

[Ray “Quick Hands” Rice @RiceRay69]

Mimosa x a2000 what more could a nigga want

[Ray “Quick Hands” Rice @RiceRay69]

Ferda fest in laudy tn #tarpoff #desimate

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Who got grape soda?

[Ray “Quick Hands” Rice @RiceRay69]

#healthy

[Ray “Quick Hands” Rice @RiceRay69]

God I love geebs #netanyahu

[Ray “Quick Hands” Rice @RiceRay69]

Never lasted a chance#toomanywomen

[Ray “Quick Hands” Rice @RiceRay69]

The sec mind cannot comprehend #itjustmeansmore

[Ray “Quick Hands” Rice @RiceRay69]

Super Bowl XLVIII

[Brian Bartlett @BrianBartlett]

Time for the annual update:

World Series rings since Bryce Harper left the Nats in 2019:

Nationals: 1
Harper: 0