RiceTheDice

*howls at the moon*

[RiceTheDice @RiceTheDice]

Thank you @hayday for the game that brought my whole family together! Happy birthday! #hayday

[RiceTheDice @RiceTheDice]

@pie_mf I have a partner and I call him my wife

[𑣲⋆ nadia @skarsghardy]

the entire party standing there while i tongue astarion for 10 whole minutes :

[RiceTheDice @RiceTheDice]

@pie_mf Lady Dimitrescu

[pie 🥧 @pie_mf]

*takes a long drag from my cigar and looks longingly out the window, gazing at the rainy night city* don't hear too much about moo deng these days

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

LIBERAL Christmas Songs

-I Saw PARENTAL FIGURE Kissing NONBINARY Claus
-JOE BIDEN Bells
-Baby it’s ABORTION Outside
-We Wish You A Merry HOLIDAYS
-Last Christmas
-All I Want For XMas is AN ABORTION
-Oh WOKEMAS Tree
-PRONOUN Night
-THEY/THEM Bells

[pie 🥧 @pie_mf]

i hope they find those guys in the titanic sub

[RiceTheDice @RiceTheDice]

I always succumb to the insatiable urge to eat my cereal in 0.2 fractions of a second because I need it to stay crispy for mommy

[RiceTheDice @RiceTheDice]

A sincere thank you to US government for gifting hurricane victims a generous $750. Now they can sit comfortably in their new recliners to watch their tattered homes float down the river

[RiceTheDice @RiceTheDice]

Is it just me or is Anubis kinda…..

[RiceTheDice @RiceTheDice]

I went to sleep to the Hollow Knight soundtrack and woke up to Fergalicious. I’m not sure of Spotify’s motives but this feels like it may be some form of heinous sleep-indoctrination.

[RiceTheDice @RiceTheDice]

Can’t believe that we get the boys in tennis shorts for a whole month. 🥹

#danandphil #goodgooglymoogly

[RiceTheDice @RiceTheDice]

@spicybraiinz You were speaking to the real Phil Lester, sorry I don’t make the rules

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

goes back in time to kill alexander hamilton so my wife will stop singing those god damn songs but when I return to the future I find that they just kinda worked my time machine into the musical

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

We all have that one friend with mysterious health complications

[RiceTheDice @RiceTheDice]

@myholyrevival I really think if she didn’t match her brows to the hair and just colored them a little darker, it would make a big difference

[RiceTheDice @RiceTheDice]

@pie_mf You’ve got to stop killing senators, smh

[RiceTheDice @RiceTheDice]

@pie_mf 🫶