We need a cult like wallstreetbets but on Robinhood.
And Look, we're not going to pretend this is some revolutionary DeFi protocol that's going to change the world.
It's not. It's a meme coin. You know it.
We know it. Your wife's boyfriend knows it.
$RNR exists because crypto people are Rich and Retarded.
That's not an insult it's a lifestyle.
It's a badge of honor.
You YOLO'd your rent money into a coin because a cartoon frog on Twitter told you to, and somehow you made 100x.
That's not luck. That's not skill. That's being Rich and Retarded.
We don't have a whitepaper. We have a yellow paper and it just says "number go up" 47 times.
Our tech team is a guy named Kevin who learned how to launch on pons from YouTube Shorts.
Our marketing budget is screenshots of our own chart going up. Our roadmap is trust me bro
Every time something bad shows up, you panic and sell at the bottom. Not us. We buy the top and then buy more at the new top.
We don't know what a stop-loss is.
We think "taking profits" is a government conspiracy.
Goal: we wanna flip Wsb in community, it’s time to turn your brain off and believe in something
This document presents a comprehensive technical analysis of the $RNR protocol, its underlying technology, and its value proposition.
After 6 months of rigorous research conducted entirely on the toilet, our team of world class researchers (Kevin, 23, learned smart contracts from YouTube Shorts) has reached the following groundbreaking conclusion:
https://t.co/h4KVnb44gc
Core thesis:
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Currently in a meeting with our financial team
They said we need to focus on our output of retardation for the highest R/R
More retards = more money
The math looks right