Arm 80 🏴‍☠️

The Big Oof 20/20: Sadboi Era

i'm a sort of living art experience reimagined as a themed snack basket subscription service franchise model.

natas liah ybab

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

@GretaThunberg I thibk we gave you a future. Most of us were put into wage slavery and are chained to desks. Just saying.

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

This is like me giving $7.70 to help the climate.

Fuck you spaceballs, and everything you stand for.

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

Jeff Bezos says he's giving $10 billion to fight climate change, about 7.7% of his net worth https://t.co/F3KrSFMDc6

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

Well, I'll spend the evening as I often do in these times. 2.5 plat DXM, Nitrous, weed, a xanax and norco grape drank, and of course a double feature of Eraserhead and Dead Ringers.

I'mma get get my Kilgore Trouted n Cronenberged to Trafalmadore with all the other hoopy froods.

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

HEY EVERYBODY TODAY IS GONNA BE OUR FIRST V-DAY AS AN ENGAGED COUPLE. Probably would have been some nice flowers, dinner, drinks.

Oh yeah; that's right! That went to straight into the shitecan because I'm TRASHGARBAGE!

#Fuckthisgayearth
#SinglesAwarenessDay

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

#FeelTheBern

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

Kim Kardashian bought Michael Jackson's house.

$20 bucks says the Kardashians are child molesters. Why else would you need a house with a toy train and a child rape dungeon and the skeleton of the elephant man and a chimp.

They're all 100% making sacrificies to Moloch.

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

2020; time to realize we live in a simulation and it's kind of a crappy one.

Maybe we're just in trial mode. Or a demo screen in a 9 dimensional Bestbuy analogue.

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

Do you think @IAmSteveHarvey ever announces the wrong Publisher's Clearing House winners?

"Oh sorry, we need that big check back..."

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

The holidays: everybody else has huge family drama, I'm just over here relaxin', listen to records and playing with slot cars.

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

Happy birthfay Lemmy. Your beautiful spirit shines on forever in our hearts. You were truly the reasob the season.

I'll be celebrating by wearing my Motörhead shirt to Benihana and drinking some Jack Daniels in your honor.

You are missed.

#LemmyKilmister #LemmyXmas #Lemmy

[Semiotic Stochastic 🎧 🐀 @mitdasein]

That being said, if someone whose politics or literature I liked said they quit smoking cold turkey the first try, I would doubt them as well. It’s just more fun to dunk on Ayn Rand.

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

Dhit, I'd take out a student loan for that.

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

After a couple near death experiences you realize that bwing alive is way scarier than almost dying.

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

@LivingwithKC Buy a melon baller and just scoop your eyes out now. This is far cheaper than thousands of doctor's visits and won't be as dissappointing as being continually lwt down by how the overpriced correction never really works as well as they claim it will.

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

@ReturnofR Anythinf by the Beatles.

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

Anybody wanna buy an engagement ring? DM me...

[PAPA PINE @suicideLEOPARD]

im still here?

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

Nothing will ever beat the superior sound of monoblock tube amplifiers x a nice record player.

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

Everyone has a turdburglar-man. Exorcise the demons from your life. Yeet them lil bitches out.

[Arm 80 🏴‍☠️ @RichAssBastards]

Oooweee look at me I bought into the timeshare scam we call America and now I'm a-draggin' everybody down with my poop'in!

Keep in mind, these are all the words of a lunatic.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

At this moment in our history despair is not an option. I've got four kids and seven grandchildren. I can't give up. You can't give up.