RichieBrizz

Comedy Writer, but sometimes I’m just The Devil. Maybe one day I’ll regain my wings.

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Sunset on the bay, my dad & Ro beside me, and Jimmy O’Reilly shredding the National Anthem on trumpet. 🇺🇸 Pure magic! Who’s got a favorite anthem memory? 🎺🌅 #NationalAnthem #JimmyOReilly #Patriotism #LiveMusic #USA #Unity

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@MoistCr1TiKaL here’s a T-ball for you of a story 😂 I can’t wait to watch.

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@CodyRhodes just saw the new movie and I can’t play as you or Roman…wtf?!?!

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@IAmJericho I seriously don’t know how The List it’s not the top trending thing on Twitter! One of my favorite storylines from back in the day. KO him!

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@IAmJericho ricochet just made the list!!!!!

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So what’s with 67?! Is it because 789? 

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@mattrife you really liked my Christmas tradition I posted when I watched your special!! 🎄 🧐 Almost like I did crowd work to only Matt Rife.

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@mattrife My family tradition is some drunk idiot goes on the roof to pretend to be the reindeer. Someone dresses up as Santa and the kids 10 and under actually think Santa comes to my aunt’s house every year. It’s my dad again because they caught me. 😂

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@AJStylesOrg I might just be hopeful, but I think that styles clash meant a little more than just paying homage to you. @JohnCena I think you know who is next. The phenomenal one verse the goat.

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@JohnCena Hey @LoganPaul, Hey @jakepaul ! The “Never-Seen Seventeen” GOAT just knocked Logan back to 13 at Clash in Paris! Shouldn’t have missed the five knuckle shuffle,😂 #JohnCena #NeverSeenSeventeen #ClashInParis #GOAT #HeyJakeHeyLogan
#WWEClash

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Weekend Update!! As of 2025, anxiety levels are Jurassic-sized for all! For proof, check the news or that steamy red carpet pic of Scarlett & Jonathan Bailey. How’s that raptor-level shade feel, @colinjost? 😜 - @michaelche #SNL #WeekendUpdate #ScarlettJohansson #ColinJost #JonathanBailey #JurassicWorldRebirth

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@Savysummer ‘87 Volkswagen Cabriolet in white with a soft top. I bet you could make that even look amazing. #MalibuBarbieCar #MyFirstCar

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@axyvier_ 🤦‍♂️ this is what I mean

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First they came for Aunt Jemima, then the Land O'Lakes Indian, now they yeeted the old white dude & his barrel from the freaking CRACKER BARREL! What's next Uncle Ben has to be a professor?😭 #CrackerBarrel #SaveTheOldMan #SouthernTragedy #ProfessorBen

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Daniel Jones starting Week 1 for the #Colts. Thank God it’s not for the Giants! 🙏 Big Blue finally free from the fumble fest! 🏈 #NYGiants #DannyDimes #NFL

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@davemeltzerWON Did it really take two Slim Jim tables and the Slim Jim logo in the middle of the ring to afford @WWERomanReigns for a couple minutes tonight? I know he’s expensive but damn. Just a rumor I heard #SlimJim #RawonNetflix #WWERaw

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@TheOnion 😂 Travis Kelce gets hit with an invoice for Taylor Swift’s podcast cameo! Now he’s gotta sign a lifetime contract extension & drag Jason out of retirement to pay it off! 🏈💃 #TaylorSwift #Swiftie #TravisKelce #NFL https://t.co/RU3Almrxvx