Richard Damm

Family Man & Navy Cold War Submarine Veteran. College Educated, Patriotic & love the USA. Active in my diverse, Baldwin Harbor, Long Island, NY. community.

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🚨 BREAKING: After months of classified analysis, sources inside the newly formed Space Force Department of Advanced Lawn Reconnaissance (DALR) have confirmed that the attached image was enhanced using a combination of Quantum-Modulated Solar Sonar, Reverse Photon Spectroscopy, and Tactical Grass-Based Molecular Imaging.

According to unnamed officials, scientists bounced concentrated sunlight off individual atoms, reflected it through a retired weather satellite, routed it through three AI supercomputers powered by surplus nuclear submarine reactor calculations, and then projected the results onto the National Mall.

The findings were shocking.

Using technology previously reserved for detecting alien parking violations on the dark side of the moon, analysts discovered what appears to be an unusually precise landscaping pattern measuring 86 feet by 47 feet. Experts remain baffled.

Adding to the mystery, a low-flying aircraft was detected towing what appears to be a commercial advertisement for "Comey Clamshell Lawn Service" complete with the legendary telephone number 867-5309. Intelligence agencies are reportedly unsure whether this is a landscaping company, a covert signal, or simply Jenny changing careers after 44 years.

NASA has declined comment.

The Pentagon has declined comment.

The FBI has declined comment.

The groundskeeper has also declined comment.

A team of retired Cold War submariners, however, examined the image for approximately seven seconds and immediately concluded:

"Yep. That's grass."

Further analysis is expected once Space Force completes Phase II testing involving microwave-enhanced dandelion detection, laser-guided weed whackers, and an experimental AI-powered lawn mower capable of reading social media comments before trimming the narrative.

Until then, citizens are advised to remain calm, keep their lawn equipment fueled, and remember:

The truth is out there.

Probably in the grass.

#SpaceForce #QuantumLawnScience #GrassIntel #MolecularLandscaping #8675309

#ComeyClamshellLawnService #NationalMallMystery #Area51GroundsCrew

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@iamcardib Love you, Cardi, but I disagree with your position on this tragic case. The young man plunged a knife into another young man's heart. Why did he even have a knife at the track meet? As a Dad, I am so sorry for both families. The Metcalf family lost a son and brother forever. The Anthony family lost a son to the criminal justice system for 35 years. I think people need to take a pause. Let the defense appeal. Let's see where it goes from here. Stay well. Respectfully, Rich

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Reading the latest opinion piece from former Platner campaign political director Genevieve McDonald reminded me of a scene from the classic movie Meatballs.

For those who remember it, Bill Murray stands in front of the campers and keeps repeating:

"It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter!"

The joke was that no matter what went wrong, the answer was always the same.

Looking at the Graham Platner saga, some voters seem to have adopted the same approach.

Archived Reddit posts surface? It just doesn't matter.

Questions about sexting while married? It just doesn't matter.

The tattoo controversy? It just doesn't matter.

Comments about political violence? It just doesn't matter.

Former staff members resigning publicly? It just doesn't matter.

Allegations from former girlfriends? It just doesn't matter.

At some point, the debate stops being about any single allegation and starts becoming a broader question: Does character still matter in politics, or have we reached a point where winning is the only thing that matters?

To be clear, voters will make that decision for themselves. But reading the article, I couldn't help hearing Bill Murray's voice in the background.

"Another controversy?"

"IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!"

Until Election Day arrives and voters decide whether it actually did.

#MainePolitics #GrahamPlatner #Election2026 #Politics #LeadershipMatters #CharacterCounts #MeatballsMovie #BillMurray #PoliticalDiscussion #CommonSense

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Happy Birthday, Shat! And who’s the eye candy next to you? I guess she has a thing for space men - astronauts, starship captains… You both look fantastic.

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@TheDemocrats Americans are laser-focused on the BS emanating from the DC Democrats. The bill was presented, you shot it down, not the Republicans. There will be a mid-term reckoning.

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@MayorFrey How are you helping anyone? You quote MLK, but say nothing about your rioters entering a house of worship during services, and do or say nothing about the rioters that you stoke every time you get a flippin' microphone in front of your face. You, sir, are an ass!

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@sciencegirl Call me a misogynist, a sexist, or twelve other adjectives, but if I’m paying a deposit for date prep, what exactly am I financing? Not judging. Can you say Digital Prostitution?

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@MayorFrey Hey, tough guy. Where was Chief Brian O'Hara and his Keystone Cops on the scene de-escalating your "citizens" from impeding ICE and other Federal Agents? Wake up, Mayor Dunsel!

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@RBReich Thanks for the accurate count. I was only up to 27. We could use you in Syria, on the ground to count the bomb and missile craters.

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Funny how Adam Schiff suddenly cares about transparency now. He spent years pushing proven falsehoods under oath, leaked selectively, and never apologized to the American people.

If the standard is accountability and answers, that standard applies to everyone, not just when it’s politically convenient. Grandstanding on Epstein while ignoring years of misconduct doesn’t make you a truth teller. It makes you consistent at one thing only - lying.

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