Rich

[BowTiedOx | SOF Athlete/Bodybuilder @BowTiedOx]

Every white belt after their first week:

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

“This is a rat race. But I’m no rat, I’m a f**king turtle. A ninja turtle. Which one’s your favorite? I like Michelangelo… next question.”

[caposa @Grabaka_Hitman]

Gotta hang em up. You can't be losing to Joe Pyfer

[caposa @Grabaka_Hitman]

My GOD. Disgusting one shot KO by Matheus Alves to close the Shooto Brasil prelims #ShootoBrasil135

[Mike Mekus @mmekus18]

I watched every single nominated movie, so I had to write about the 2026 Oscars and predict every single winner. Check it out 🫡🏆🍾
https://t.co/4DluMqJenv

[Rich @RichFinn97]

@unhingedcrevice @JukeboxCharley LMAOO ty

[José Louis @concatenarsim]

Justin Gaethje vendo que o Ília Topuria assinou o contrato:

[In the Arena MMA @IntheArenaMMA_]

Of course that's your contention. You're a legal betting era gambler. You just got finished watching Ariel's show, probably the Tuesday mailbag episode. Now you think Strickland's pressure is gonna be too much and Fluffy's soft to the body. You're gonna be convinced of that til tomorrow when you pull up a Jack Slack breakdown on YouTube. Then you'll start talking about how Hernandez has "no answer for a high-output jab" and how his level of competition "just isn't there yet" and you'll be retweeting fight stat graphics like you built the model yourself. That's gonna last until next week when you find Heavy Hands and suddenly you're an expert on ring generalship and exit angles and you're posting "Strickland by systematic body work, this isn't even close" under every betting odds tweet.
"Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Fluffy's body defense is just—"
Fluffy's body defense is just a liability against anyone who can establish a jab. You got that from the Weasle's breakdown, the one with the telestrator circles, right? Yeah, I saw that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or... is that your thing? You get into the replies of anyone posting a Strickland highlight. You watch Helwani's guest hit on some talking point about strength of schedule and then pawn it off as your own analysis just to impress some degenerate parlayers and embarrass some casual who thinks Fluffy's got power?
See the sad thing about a guy like you is in a couple fights you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in MMA. One: don't do that. And two: you mass-replied to thirty threads and mass-consumed six hours of MMA media to come to the same conclusion you could've got for free by just watching the fights yourself.

[Jack Slack @JackSlackMMA]

Most heavyweights in combat sports are just guys who got told “hey you’re pretty big, come to my gym” and went along with it out of awkwardness

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

The highlight of fight week so far

This will not be topped

[caposa @Grabaka_Hitman]

El Chino. That was filthy

[ℕ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠 @casualnando]

Watching Petr win the belt back after he went on a losing streak and mfs said he was done and overrated

[Maya @mayaxordonez]

Joe Rogan saying “I think Yan did it” after watching Petr Yan turn Merab’s face and insides to mush for 25 minutes

Oh really?

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Petr Yan was in a flow state late in the fight

Unbelievable performance 🔥 #UFC323

https://t.co/oo8llPO4n1

[Bruno @ChaelPSonnen18]

Art 🎨

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Colleague was telling my boss her kids goldfish died and they weren’t sure how to dispose of it and my boss goes “what are you gonna do, bury a fish?”
She goes “No we dealt with it”
Boss replies “Well what do you mean dealt with it?”

This is all I heard

[Jack Slack @JackSlackMMA]

Watching Eric Nicksick give good advice to a team of the least coachable fighters ever assembled, every single week

[Mike Mekus @mmekus18]

I wrote about how bizarre it is to grieve the death of a friend you made through the internet but never met in person. https://t.co/WYkSc7Hu6o

[Dissproportionately @dissproportion]

The secret of skinny people who eat only junk is that they barely eat. They’re like snakes who have one meal a week, or they never have big meals and just nibble. Very occasionally somebody eats a normal amount of exclusively junk food but they’re hyperactive.