PardonMyParodies

I have a parody problem. And the only prescription is more X.
Disclaimer: Most of my tweets may contain adult themes. Viewer discretion is advised.

[Lewis Miles @Maga4liberty]

17-year-old Tyson Goodsell is dead! He was murdered by a Somali gang in Minnesota.
The media is completely silent.
If the victim was black and the killers were white, this would be nonstop coverage for weeks.
Say his name. 😡🔥
#SayHisName #TysonGoodsell

[PardonMyParodies @RichGoodeComedy]

Here Lies Me

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

"For Modern Audiences"

[Tyler Todt @tyromper]

I'm heartbroken. 💔 🙏

I know the power of prayer & am asking for some help.

A family from my my hometown church where I first found Jesus had a tragic accident a couple days ago.

A young boy (only 2) is now on life support fighting for his life.

I would ask for prayers today for him, his family & loved ones, & the doctors.

I know God still does miracles in 2026.

The child's name is HAYES.

Please pray.
Please share this.

I would love an army of thousands praying for Hayes today. 🙏❤️

"I call out to You in times of trouble because You answer my prayers."

-Psalm 86:6

[PardonMyParodies @RichGoodeComedy]

But in this case, I don't want my dog forgotten. He'll forever be remembered on here. They said he could pass tomorrow. He's a nine year old Cha-Weinie named Bullet. Soon, my mom will have some company.

[PardonMyParodies @RichGoodeComedy]

Today I got some unfortunate news. I had taken one of my dogs to the vets weeks ago after I noticed he was drinking a lot of water. I've seen this with my other dog and she's diabetic. I took him in and that's what it was. They said I caught it early...

[PardonMyParodies @RichGoodeComedy]

So they had me come back in Saturday to administer a shot. The next one would be today and tomorrow. Today, they said there was nothing they could do. His insulin/sugar count was unreadable. Off the charts. I don't like posting my personal life on here...

[PardonMyParodies @RichGoodeComedy]

@DjuricTine All I heard was 🎶 'I'm a goofy goober! Rock!' 😁

[PardonMyParodies @RichGoodeComedy]

@LordDuckVader *tagline

[PardonMyParodies @RichGoodeComedy]

@LordDuckVader But this Robocop is a nechrophiliac. The tagine is:
Dead or alive, I'm coming. 😁

[PardonMyParodies @RichGoodeComedy]

@mlo_crmb @KatieMiller @TheDemocrats She saw your comment. 😁

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@haning_will Now, she knows how her toilet feels. 😁

[PardonMyParodies @RichGoodeComedy]

Rosie O'Donnell and her shenanigans.

[Jum @JesterJum]

I'll be honest, I did NOT expect that to run out of the bushes 🤣

[PardonMyParodies @RichGoodeComedy]

@Savsays Probably chokes on a different kind of meat. 😁

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@samthelion79 When I was younger, I got picked on a lot for being too small. 'Eat something already!' I couldn't handle it. I was thin-skinned. 😁

[PardonMyParodies @RichGoodeComedy]

@Deejo53513317 One eye is determined, and the other one has an escape plan. 😁

[PardonMyParodies @RichGoodeComedy]

@DjuricTine How funny would it have been if you just saw a slice of pizza smack her upside the head? 😁

[PardonMyParodies @RichGoodeComedy]

@SteveTenninehxc @GeneralPatton83 Wasn't that a movie? Seven Toes for Sister Sarah? 😁

[DUCK VADER @LordDuckVader]

@Natasha_Brynn1 Re-tweet to honor Alex Pretti's life of service ❤️