Ted DiBiase Jr.

I've got so much money, I could buy you, your wife, and your children, so hide 'em! (an idiot hacked my old account and changed the @ to FerventZiggler)

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@BeguilingPeril Worry not, I shall deal with them.

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@Wrestle_CadeFed The Million Dollar Man.

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

Not the right time to disappear, Alysin.

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@marvelousfalse By "proud", I know that you meant "extremely jealous and I look up to you." It's alright, though. I understand.

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@marvelousfalse One of my servants has already brought me one.

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@BeguilingPeril @SoNotMegan + know that /you/ are the best shopper.

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@BeguilingPeril @SoNotMegan Of course, Maryse, when I say that no one shops better than I, that statement excludes you. Obviously, we all +

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@marvelousfalse Your loss.

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@marvelousfalse Bring me a chair. Chop, chop.

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@marvelousfalse And clearly, /your/ mouth is used to lying. There is /nothing/ The Million Dollar Man can't cash.

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@marvelousfalse I'd rather you call me a bank.

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@marvelousfalse Hello, poor person.

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@SoNotMegan No one shops better than the Million Dollar Man. You can even ask @BeguilingPeril.

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@SoNotMegan @UnholyTattoos Arrogant and Rich here. Did somebody call?

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@TheUnderfaker @SpitefulSoul You poor people call yourselves asses? Not only that, but /bad/ asses!? God, I'm so glad I was born rich.

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@TheUnderfaker @SpitefulSoul Nope, there's just rich people's taste and poor people's taste.

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@LegendaryFaux I, clearly, haven't filed for bankruptcy. [sneezes into a $100 bill]

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@LegendaryFaux Are you a millionaire?

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@TheUnderfaker @SpitefulSoul Easy, a woman in a private limousine.

[Ted DiBiase Jr. @RichGuyDiBiase]

@LegendaryFaux I'm a very funny man, then.